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06-07-09, 08:52 PM
IMachU

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

i didnt think girls could be cops lmao

Several women are cops. I know this for a fact, and they are much better than you at everything. Heck, they are better at me than almost everything.... So, the next logical choice is transsexuals....so yes, you can apply.

P.S. - you got pwn3d...
06-07-09, 08:58 PM
TXCharlie

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Originally Posted by Hannah87

Fuckwad, get the fuck out!
Sexist pig.

You come mess with me in my town and i'll show you how much of a cop i really am, asshole.

I'll ignore the pig comment... Pigs are pretty smart, actually, and they have enough dignity not to shake their weenie for dollar bills :D
06-07-09, 09:18 PM
GASheepdog

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

i didnt think girls could be cops lmao

We knew all along that you aren't a fan of the ladies.

And he hasn't been on in awhile. Did he get banned or is business just that good at the Flying J?
06-07-09, 10:01 PM
MoneyMakerShaker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hannah87

Fuckwad, get the fuck out!
Sexist pig.

You come mess with me in my town and i'll show you how much of a cop i really am, asshole.

oh so they do have female cops and they feel like they have something to prove cause they dont have dicks lmao
06-07-09, 10:04 PM
MoneyMakerShaker

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Originally Posted by GASheepdog

We knew all along that you aren't a fan of the ladies.

And he hasn't been on in awhile. Did he get banned or is business just that good at the Flying J?

i can pull down more pussy in one week they you can get in 6 months easy.:noidea:
06-07-09, 10:14 PM
Pudge

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

i can pull down more pussy in one week they you can get in 6 months easy.:noidea:

With the pickup line,

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you"??

Ya been gone awhile, was there no wifi in Billy Bob's big rig?
06-07-09, 10:19 PM
MoneyMakerShaker

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Originally Posted by Pudge113

With the pickup line,

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you"??

Ya been gone awhile, was there no wifi in Billy Bob's big rig?

lol no i am in between jobs now. and by jobs i mean your wifes legs.
06-07-09, 10:24 PM
GASheepdog

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

lol no i am in between jobs now. and by jobs i mean your wifes legs.

I can tell you're in between jobs because your spelling has improved. It was pretty hard to type your posts with one hand and play the ol' rusty trombone with the other, huh?
06-07-09, 10:25 PM
Five-0

Guys we got this guy all wrong. If we use fat chicks as bait we can lure him off the site.
06-07-09, 11:04 PM
tapout

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

i would fight any of you tough guys without yer bagde and gun any day of the week.

what does having a badge and gun on have to do with anything? i would prefer to remove mine along with my "Bat Belt" and vest. all that shit is way to heavy to fight in. im not going to challenge you to a fight, because im not 6 years old. just know this, should you ever decide to pick a fight with a cop in the real world, and not from the comfy swivel chair in your daddy's home office, you should simply hope im not the lucky one.
06-07-09, 11:59 PM
IMachU

Ya know, the more (penie) you feed this troll, the longer (s)he sticks around. Let the thread, and this puke, die a long, slow death. And by death, I mean the thread dropping to the bottom (where it, and the OP belongs) and the OP getting banned.
06-08-09, 12:02 AM
tapout

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Originally Posted by IMachU

Ya know, the more (penie) you feed this troll, the longer (s)he sticks around. Let the thread, and this puke, die a long, slow death. And by death, I mean the thread dropping to the bottom (where it, and the OP belongs) and the OP getting banned.

yeah, but wheres the fun in that?
06-08-09, 03:31 AM
Pudge

Quote:

Originally Posted by IMachU

Ya know, the more (penie) you feed this troll, the longer (s)he sticks around. Let the thread, and this puke, die a long, slow death. And by death, I mean the thread dropping to the bottom (where it, and the OP belongs) and the OP getting banned.

Don't worry bro. Tommy the tranny will get their ban soon enough.

The Site Staff can't have all of the fun around here. We like to let everybody else get their shots in too. :D
06-08-09, 03:40 AM
pgg

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Originally Posted by Pudge113

Don't worry bro. Tommy the tranny will get their ban soon enough.

The Site Staff can't have all of the fun around here. We like to let everybody else get their shots in too. :D

http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/c...tus/woohoo.gif

Take that http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/c...atus/50cal.gif and that http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/c...atus/rant2.gif and that http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/c...atus/50cal.gif

http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/c.../whistling.gif
06-08-09, 11:15 AM
IMachU

Hahahahahaa.....you guys crack me up!!
06-08-09, 01:13 PM
pgg

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Originally Posted by IMachU

Hahahahahaa.....you guys crack me up!!

:humble:
06-08-09, 03:20 PM
Wolven

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Originally Posted by pgg

Wolvens next date :noidea:

:WTF::Cry:
06-08-09, 03:27 PM
Wolven

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

oh so they do have female cops and they feel like they have something to prove cause they dont have dicks lmao

Dont have one...dont need one. :noidea:
06-08-09, 03:29 PM
Wolven

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Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker

i can pull down more pussy in one week they you can get in 6 months easy.:noidea:

HAHAHAHAHAHA....oh now this one cracked me up. One who brags about it is either...

1) not getting any at all
2) getting it from those who will give to anyone

Seriously....the need to brag is a bad one...it doesnt impress :nono:

And by the way...where are you pulling all that pussy down from???? The Pussy Tree? :noidea:

(I cant believe I just typed that word...lol) :biggrin1:
06-08-09, 04:05 PM
Morris

Y'all still fucking with the kiddo?

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