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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    i didnt think girls could be cops lmao
    Several women are cops. I know this for a fact, and they are much better than you at everything. Heck, they are better at me than almost everything.... So, the next logical choice is transsexuals....so yes, you can apply.

    P.S. - you got pwn3d...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannah87 View Post
    Fuckwad, get the fuck out!
    Sexist pig.

    You come mess with me in my town and i'll show you how much of a cop i really am, asshole.
    I'll ignore the pig comment... Pigs are pretty smart, actually, and they have enough dignity not to shake their weenie for dollar bills

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    i didnt think girls could be cops lmao
    We knew all along that you aren't a fan of the ladies.

    And he hasn't been on in awhile. Did he get banned or is business just that good at the Flying J?
    Be kind, be courteous . . .

    and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannah87 View Post
    Fuckwad, get the fuck out!
    Sexist pig.

    You come mess with me in my town and i'll show you how much of a cop i really am, asshole.

    oh so they do have female cops and they feel like they have something to prove cause they dont have dicks lmao
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    Quote Originally Posted by GASheepdog View Post
    We knew all along that you aren't a fan of the ladies.

    And he hasn't been on in awhile. Did he get banned or is business just that good at the Flying J?
    i can pull down more pussy in one week they you can get in 6 months easy.
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    i can pull down more pussy in one week they you can get in 6 months easy.
    With the pickup line,

    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you"??


    Ya been gone awhile, was there no wifi in Billy Bob's big rig?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
    With the pickup line,

    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you"??


    Ya been gone awhile, was there no wifi in Billy Bob's big rig?
    lol no i am in between jobs now. and by jobs i mean your wifes legs.
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    lol no i am in between jobs now. and by jobs i mean your wifes legs.
    I can tell you're in between jobs because your spelling has improved. It was pretty hard to type your posts with one hand and play the ol' rusty trombone with the other, huh?
    Be kind, be courteous . . .

    and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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    Guys we got this guy all wrong. If we use fat chicks as bait we can lure him off the site.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    i would fight any of you tough guys without yer bagde and gun any day of the week.
    what does having a badge and gun on have to do with anything? i would prefer to remove mine along with my "Bat Belt" and vest. all that shit is way to heavy to fight in. im not going to challenge you to a fight, because im not 6 years old. just know this, should you ever decide to pick a fight with a cop in the real world, and not from the comfy swivel chair in your daddy's home office, you should simply hope im not the lucky one.
    in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.


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    Ya know, the more (penie) you feed this troll, the longer (s)he sticks around. Let the thread, and this puke, die a long, slow death. And by death, I mean the thread dropping to the bottom (where it, and the OP belongs) and the OP getting banned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IMachU View Post
    Ya know, the more (penie) you feed this troll, the longer (s)he sticks around. Let the thread, and this puke, die a long, slow death. And by death, I mean the thread dropping to the bottom (where it, and the OP belongs) and the OP getting banned.
    yeah, but wheres the fun in that?
    in the warriors code there's no surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries...NEVER. deep in our souls, a quiet ember, knows its you against you, its the paradox that drives us all. its a battle of wills, in the heat of attack, its the passion that kills, and victory is yours alone.


    the posts and opinions stated by me do not in any way reflect the values, beliefs, or views of my department. they are simply opinions and/or observations which have been developed through my personal experiences. hell, most of the stories probably arent even true...wink wink

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    Quote Originally Posted by IMachU View Post
    Ya know, the more (penie) you feed this troll, the longer (s)he sticks around. Let the thread, and this puke, die a long, slow death. And by death, I mean the thread dropping to the bottom (where it, and the OP belongs) and the OP getting banned.

    Don't worry bro. Tommy the tranny will get their ban soon enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
    Don't worry bro. Tommy the tranny will get their ban soon enough.

    The Site Staff can't have all of the fun around here. We like to let everybody else get their shots in too.


    Take that and that and that

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    Hahahahahaa.....you guys crack me up!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IMachU View Post
    Hahahahahaa.....you guys crack me up!!
    'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
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    promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
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    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. Sigmund Freud

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    Quote Originally Posted by pgg View Post
    Wolvens next date
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    oh so they do have female cops and they feel like they have something to prove cause they dont have dicks lmao

    Dont have one...dont need one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    i can pull down more pussy in one week they you can get in 6 months easy.
    HAHAHAHAHAHA....oh now this one cracked me up. One who brags about it is either...

    1) not getting any at all
    2) getting it from those who will give to anyone


    Seriously....the need to brag is a bad one...it doesnt impress

    And by the way...where are you pulling all that pussy down from???? The Pussy Tree?

    (I cant believe I just typed that word...lol)
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    Y'all still fucking with the kiddo?

 

 
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