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    in need of serious advice HALP pls

    Here is my dilema. i am still a fairly young guy and right now i am doing male stripping because i make a lot fo money and with the major bank i am can by nice things. i would like to take a shot at police work and have some serious qwuestions. Will my big dick keep me out of the police academy and will it cause problems with soccer moms seeing me nekkid and then me giving them a ticket.

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    pls advice me now the test is coming up next week.

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    hmm.....what's that I smell?
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post
    hmm.....what's that I smell?
    nice responde but if you arent able to answer then pls leave me alone mister bald man avatar.

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    guys srsly i need this advice now the test is next week. is their anyone online to halp me here or should i find a better site

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    I'll give you credit for a good username, but if you are making so much money swinging your dick around why do you want to be a cop?

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

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    "Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway

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    i wanna be a cop because i wanna have a good job where i can be the boss and shit
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    whoever added that poll i voted no because i am not gay
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    no responses yet guyz. wtf? is this forum dead. i think i should ask somewhere else. cops are useless somrtimes.
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    i wanna be a cop because i wanna have a good job where i can be the boss and shit
    What is it you want to be the boss of? I figured being a walking talking tripod would literally make you the BIG DICK IN CHARGE.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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    I did find your pic on the web though.



    You certainly have a very large cock there.

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    why dont ya go to another rush limbough rally ya tough guy
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    stop changing my picture dick
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    why can i not post or see anywhere but this one place???
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    wtf you peeps are fucking stoopid. i hate this place. you just going to ignore my asking for advise. FUCK YOU pigs
    Guys I really make all the money sucking cock for a living.


    ***Now servicing in men's room stall #3 at the Flying J, I-80, Exit 245***

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    why dont ya go to another rush limbough rally ya tough guy
    Such hostility.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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    The opinions given in my signatures & threads DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "Five-0" on Officerresource.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyMakerShaker View Post
    wtf you peeps are fucking stoopid. i hate this place. you just going to ignore my asking for advise. FUCK YOU pigs
    Now who's the internet tough guy?

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat

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    No he left.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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    MMShaker,

    I pulled some strings and got you on the force. You now have a badge and everything. It's showing as your new avatar.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat

    "Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway

    The opinions given in my signatures & threads DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "Five-0" on Officerresource.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post
    hmm.....what's that I smell?
    TROLL MEAT?


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