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    Alright, Robert. We've played enough. Please add this to the long list of forums on various topics that you have been banned from.

    Can't say you weren't well warned of my short tolerance. You go get a job as a florist. Goodness knows that with your criminal past, you certainly don't qualify to be a law enforcement officer (although you sure tried, didn't you), or to even purchase that firearm you seek. Doesn't look like you are having much success as a truck driver, either. I mean, getting fired from Swift and then it apparently it only took Knight Transportation 3 months to figure out how absolutely inept you are. I guess you shouldn't have wierded out that lady driver manager like you did. Apparently, your dilligent study of Ross Jeffries brand of Neurolinguistic Programming hasn't quite made you the pick-up artist you wanted to be, especially once those women you were stalking just wouldn't procreate with you no matter how hard you tried to subliminally seduce them. You see, Robert, women aren't just for you to pull mindgames on, they are actually a bit smarter than you give them credit for, and you just can't dominate and control them by simply assuming yourself to be a "cunning linguist." Perhaps you should just stick to the sharpie and the bathroom stall.

    I guess we should all be very thankful that you are as poor a wannabe hypnotist as you are a truck driver, so you can't pollute the gene pool any further. I guess your Ninjutsu home study courses that you've bragged so much about online haven't made you too impressive to the fairer sex. Regardless, I think you are a timebomb, and I truly hope that the Alby PD over there in New Mexico realizes just how potentially dangerous I personally think you are. I think someone might should drop them a line...

    You see, Robert, this is a forum run by law enforcement officers. We deal with dregs like you on a regular basis. Its a shame you seem to think we would just allow you to come here and waste our valuable time on your mindless drivol for very long.

    Catch you on the flip-flop there, good buddy. 10-4.

    Albert Einstein once said 'The definition of crazy is doing the same things over and over again, but expecting different results'.
    Joining 12 different forums, being banned from 8 (now 9) of them after displaying your combined lunacy and intellectual bankruptcy might well qualify you for Albert's list.

    Robert has left the building.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    DAMN, Jks, see what you've went and done now?
    You've done gone and gotten us into a freakin' WAR!

    And all by your little old self, too.

    Dayum, son, didn't yo momma teach you any better?

    I turned 21 in the academy, doing life without parole.
    No one could steer me right, but, Momma tried. Momma tried.
    Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied.
    That leaves only me to blame, but Momma tried.

    (with apologies to Merle Haggard)

    I just didn't realize it was that serious... I'm causing war in Korea!
    Why, what'll I do next? I must learn to mind my own business, lest I accidentally start a jihad!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rdonovan1 View Post
    get jobs as florists or something.
    I shall ponder the effects of this statement on my universe as I strum my ukulele to the mellow peaceful mumblings of hippies around the world. Puff puff pass dude. And open a &*@%ing window. It's getting smokey in here.

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    Too bad I missed this one. What a crazy fucktard.
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    [QUOTE=lewisipso;535450]I shall ponder the effects of this statement on my universe as I strum my ukulele to the mellow peaceful mumblings of hippies around the world. Puff puff pass dude. And open a &*@%ing window. It's getting smokey in here.



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