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05-24-06, 11:20 AM #1Banned
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#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out
after you wear them awhile."
#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know,
that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."
#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? OK, I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or
not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey doo-doo."
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours.
At least you know someone who can post your bail."
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right 'mam, we
don't. Sign here.
05-24-06, 11:29 AM #2
05-24-06, 11:34 AM #3Banned
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Originally Posted by Crimebytes2
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05-24-06, 02:59 PM #4
Repost on this site as well...No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~The opinions, beliefs, and ideas expressed in this post are mine, and mine alone. They are NOT the opinions, beliefs, ideas, or policies of my Agency, Police Chief, City Council, or any member of my department.
05-24-06, 11:19 PM #5
Loser banned....thread locked.
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