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    Cool Hello.........i'm Here!!!!!!!!!!

    Hello Everyone. I Am Yourmother. But That Doesn't Mean I Am Not Your Daddy Also. I Am Here For My Own Personal Amusement. Maybe You Will Be Lucky Enough To Be My Friend. People Say I Am Loud, And Controversial. You Will Find That Also, I Believe. What Better Place For Me To Be Loud, Controversial And Opinionated Than This Place. Anyway, Catch You On The Flip Side.

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    Welcome to forums. Funny how your sn is my favorite line. Your mama. Anyway, look forward to seeing what kind of opinions you put out.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Don't eat me, my brother is coming along soon and he's much bigger and tastier than I am!

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    Bizarre.
    'The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil,
    but because of those who look on and do nothing.'

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    Hmm, odd.

    Uh, Hello.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
    ~
    On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virginian
    Don't eat me, my brother is coming along soon and he's much bigger and tastier than I am!
    +1, get my sister, she's coming next, full of spice and everything nice.

    Where's LT with his troll rifle?
    Here Speeder, Speeder, Speeder


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    "How come you only call me when someone's dead?"

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    Smells,....Kinda funny? Sniff Sniff, Like fried Sniff sniff ...Troll!
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Falcata is offline UK police officer
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    'The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil,
    but because of those who look on and do nothing.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourMother
    Hello Everyone. I Am Yourmother. But That Doesn't Mean I Am Not Your Daddy Also. I Am Here For My Own Personal Amusement. Maybe You Will Be Lucky Enough To Be My Friend. People Say I Am Loud, And Controversial. You Will Find That Also, I Believe. What Better Place For Me To Be Loud, Controversial And Opinionated Than This Place. Anyway, Catch You On The Flip Side.
    Ok then Mom, have we scared you away?
    What do you have to say?
    We don't want to chase you away.
    Perhaps Fear is the smell coming from your way.
    Here Speeder, Speeder, Speeder


    "Oderint dum metuant" - Caligula

    "How come you only call me when someone's dead?"

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    at least this isn't "baby momma" or baby daddy.....and all that I hear every shift, lol
    Any Post I make is my opinion only!
    I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.



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    Quote Originally Posted by YourMother
    Hello Everyone. I Am Yourmother.
    Uhh, hi, Mom. Sorry I haven't called lately. I've been real... errr... busy with work and stuff. So how's Dad? Still complaining about his back? Gee, I sure miss hearing him complaign about his back... yep, sure do.

    Anyhow, Mom, I'm real busy so I got to go, but I'll call you real soon. Love you too... bye, Mom.


















    She's still a bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YourMother
    Hello Everyone. I Am Yourmother. But That Doesn't Mean I Am Not Your Daddy Also. I Am Here For My Own Personal Amusement. Maybe You Will Be Lucky Enough To Be My Friend. People Say I Am Loud, And Controversial. You Will Find That Also, I Believe. What Better Place For Me To Be Loud, Controversial And Opinionated Than This Place. Anyway, Catch You On The Flip Side.
    See what happened to my Mother the last time she spoke like you to me...



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    Welcome!

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    Hi, but you're not my mommy. I have many daddies, sisters, and brothers here in this forum. They protect me. Phhhhffft to you. LOL!
    I SEE NEKKED PEOPLE! AIN'T SKEERED!!!!!

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    Welcome...
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    Will take verbal abuse for spare change

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    Quote Originally Posted by PACMAN
    See what happened to my Mother the last time she spoke like you to me...


    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to PACMAN again.
    "I'm the only one in this room, that I know of, professional enough carry this Glock 40." -Lee Paige, DEA (just before shooting himself in the leg)

    "America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed" ó Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936





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    Wtf?
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    I have only one daddy.....


    can you guess who he is....
    Life is a fleeting memory,
    It come and goes,
    But one thing will always remain.
    That is History.
    ~Erin~

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    I am guessing that this is a troll?
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    Quote Originally Posted by beans43
    I am guessing that this is a troll?
    My guess is your guess is right!

 

 
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