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  1. 01-21-07, 06:06 PM #1
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    Hey

    Hey,

    Jenna scalped me from another board. She said you guys would appreciate my:
    politically incorrect, uncensored extremes of "cop humor" of the variety you frequently exhibit--
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    So I thought i'd stop past and check you out.

    Im a Deputy for a large central Florida agency and im assigned to midnights road patrol.

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    Yes, in fact, we do appreciate that. Private message Reca so you can get verified. Welcome!
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  3. 01-21-07, 06:08 PM #3
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    Woo hoo for poli-dick-ly incorrect humor! Welcome to LEF!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1*girl View Post
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  5. 01-21-07, 06:13 PM #5
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    you're such a yambag
    Want me to have a certain crazy woman near you give you a ring, punk?
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  6. 01-21-07, 06:16 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    Yes, in fact, we do appreciate that. Private message Reca so you can get verified. Welcome!
    Done.
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  7. 01-21-07, 06:27 PM #7
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    Hi and a BIG welcome to LEF!
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    It's great to see you here, J-WS6!

    I also invited some others from **************************** who I thought would fit in with the crazy crowd here (and it's okay to say the names of other forums here--the mods/admin don't mind). I'm hoping that this will be good for both forums. I see that Watchman just registered, so maybe we'll hear from him soon.

    Don't anyone misjudge J-WS6 just because I was the one who invited him here--you'll soon see that he's definitely one of you, and very different from me; he even voted to ban me when *********************** had its "ban Jenna" poll (which sooner or later appears on most LEO forums I frequent)!
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    Welcome to LEF.

    I think anyone coming here from *********************** is going to get overwhelmed by the fact we have more than three new posts a week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    It's great to see you here, J-WS6!

    I also invited some others from **************************** who I thought would fit in with the crazy crowd here (and it's okay to say the names of other forums here--the mods/admin don't mind). I'm hoping that this will be good for both forums. I see that Watchman just registered, so maybe we'll hear from him soon.

    Don't anyone misjudge J-WS6 just because I was the one who invited him here--you'll soon see that he's definitely one of you, and very different from me; he even voted to ban me when *********************** had its "ban Jenna" poll (which sooner or later appears on most LEO forums I frequent)!
    Wonderful, he thinks you're off the friggin chain too! He'll fit in well! Welcome J-WS6!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    It's great to see you here, J-WS6!

    I also invited some others from **************************** who I thought would fit in with the crazy crowd here (and it's okay to say the names of other forums here--the mods/admin don't mind). I'm hoping that this will be good for both forums. I see that Watchman just registered, so maybe we'll hear from him soon.

    Don't anyone misjudge J-WS6 just because I was the one who invited him here--you'll soon see that he's definitely one of you, and very different from me; he even voted to ban me when *********************** had its "ban Jenna" poll (which sooner or later appears on most LEO forums I frequent)!
    Wow you just make friends where ever you go!
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