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01-22-07, 04:52 PM #1
HelloJenna scalped me from another board. She said you guys would appreciate my:
politically incorrect, uncensored extremes of "cop humor" of the variety you frequently exhibit--
One may notice that this quote is from J-WS6's post.
I thought that that may have been canned request from Jenna, it appears that I was right. Thats OK, it saved me some typing. It doesnt really describe ME though.
I'm a Reserve Deputy in Arkansas. Sworn, armed to teeth, powers of arrest and all that. One might say that because I can actually tell the difference between right and wrong I am a Conservative. To be truthful, I am a member of the "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy" that works day and night to keep Hillary from seizing total control of the United States and telling us how to live in accordance with her wishes.
I am the one that Liberals learn to despise...buts that OK...cause I aint got much use for them etheir.
I own lots of guns, shoot some of them at obscene ranges,reload 20calibers and build rifles,I like to kill cute looking little critters and eat them, I've got some of Bambi's daddies hanging on the wall and I have owned several SUV's, Town Cars and currently own several gas guzzllers. I live out in the country, have a big house and enough land to deer and turkey hunt on and I can hunt from my front deck while reading a Tom Clancy or Steven Hunter novel if I so choose. I think that watching TV is pretty much a waste of time, but will break down and watch the "Unit" if I have nothing better to do.
I like to wake up liberals and get them interested in the real world and when they finally understand that they arent living in Utopia, I consider that a worthy effort. One of the ways I do that is to teach them how not to be victims of those folks that ethier dont follow the law, or use it to their advantage. Sometimes its not an easy task though, and some usually have to experience life threatening events before they understand that all of the brainwashing they've been taught dont mean squat.
I understand that babies that need their diapers changed and politicians have a lot in common. I actually do know some and those that I would actually walk across the street to piss on if they were on fire are in the minority.
I beleive in that 80% of the people in this world are meant only to serve as cannonfodder. Ten percent are absolutley evil and want to take over the whole world. The other ten percent understand this and do everything in their power to ensure that dosent happen. The other 80 percent cannofoddertypes get just get caught in the crossfire and dont even understand while they are being killed.
Well...there ya have it in a nutshell. That about covers it.
See...? I really am simple after all....
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01-22-07, 04:58 PM #2
Howdy!Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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01-22-07, 05:00 PM #3
Hi and a BIG welcome to LEF!
01-22-07, 05:09 PM #4
Welcome to LEF. I think you'll fit in great here. If you haven't already, private message Reca so you can get verified, and get access to the private, LEO only area.
01-22-07, 05:12 PM #5
01-22-07, 05:15 PM #6
It's great to see you here, Watchman, even if you do think of me as cannon fodder!
As is apparent from Watchman's intro, he is thoughtful and intelligent, even if his views are downright scary. At least he's honest about being part of the vast right-wing conspiracy, instead of claiming that Hillary made it up. Like most of the rest of the crew at ****************************, he tolerates me only grudgingly, but will fit right in with LEF.
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01-22-07, 05:22 PM #7
I LOVE you.
If you spent a week with me you'd be forever changed...
if my wife didnt kill ya first !
01-22-07, 05:39 PM #8
For he is God's servant to do you good, but if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer.
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01-22-07, 05:40 PM #9Master OfficerVerified LEO
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Glad to see you here Watchman.
01-22-07, 06:52 PM #10
hiya's.....we have a jenna fan club.....I am the president of the club........Any Post I make is my opinion only!
I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.
01-22-07, 07:22 PM #11
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01-22-07, 07:24 PM #12
Welcome to the club...
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01-22-07, 07:35 PM #13What Willis was talking about
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Hey there Watch... :P
01-22-07, 08:33 PM #14
Hello and welcome to LEF!
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
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01-22-07, 08:46 PM #15
Dude! Watchman kicks ass!"I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
I would pass"
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01-22-07, 09:20 PM #16
Nice Intro.... welcome to LEF!Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.
01-22-07, 09:25 PM #17
welcome to the sitehttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
01-22-07, 11:18 PM #18
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia
01-23-07, 01:43 AM #19
Welcome to LEF. Glad to have you here...Calm Like A Bomb...
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01-23-07, 01:58 AM #20
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