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    ***attention All***

    Due to circumstances beyond my control (someone at work apparently trying to dig up dirt and destroy me), I have decided to change my username. The Artist Formerly Known as "b-ul-l30-3-2" is now the NEW AND IMPROVED "Bob Loblaw." You may resume your previous action.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
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    Yes but dont that mean you have to change that gay avatar


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    well, they haven't discovered LEF yet (only o.com, where I never post anymore anyway). I figure they're looking for b-ull-30-32. If he doesn't exist, then they can't find him! Ha! Take that, The Man! Also, my avatar isn't gay. There are 15 confirmed cases of "never-nudes" in the world, although the disease is not currently recognized by the American Medical Association.
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    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
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    Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later
    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    Bob, I went ahead an edited your original post, inserting some random hyphens nito your old screenname, so a blanket searchbot won't hit on the post and connect you wih your new name.

    You're welcome. Kneepads are in the corner, or you can choose to scrape them up while you thank me.
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    You guys are awesome. When I found out what was going on at work (the same culprits from the "Myspace Affair," I immediately pm'd Brad and he hooked me up within 5 minutes. 3 hours later and I'm still waiting for those jerk-offs at o.com to delete me............
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
    Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later
    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 121Traffic View Post
    You're welcome. Kneepads are in the corner, or you can choose to scrape them up while you thank me.
    As my avatar once said, "Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up."
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
    Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later
    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    Hahaha, oustanding screen name choice!




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    Clever disguise there! It quite effectively hides your thunder.

    Stuff like this confirms my view that paranoia is the better part of valor.

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    Working undercover of LEF now huh? Good stuff, I hope it all works out for you...
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    Don't forget to put a pair of these on:

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    Sorry to inform you of this, but you cannot erase Google!!!

    They can still search Google for the user formerly known as, pull up the cached page, then click on your old username to get your new username. Maybe Brad can de-link them somehow and transfer you to a totally new account.

    Better change that avator!
    Last edited by TXCharlie; 03-19-07 at 01:35 AM.

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    Brad deleted all of my previous posts under my old name, so they shouldn't be able to find dick. Not like I have anything to hide, but I'm not sure if EVERYTHING I've ever posted is totally free of blame (in their eyes). Maybe they should look for Bob Loblaw's Law Blog (read it out loud and you'll get it.....)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
    Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later
    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    Hah - Good move

    I don't know what they would find anyway - That you're an asshole? They probably know that allready

    List kidding - If you were really an asshole I wouldn't be saying that

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    No, TX Charlie..you're right. I'm a total asshole. I guess that's why I'm being shot through the grease this time. Now if I could get all my hard-earned rep back...........
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
    Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later
    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    There will still be some remnants of the old screenname, like Charlie said. Archive bots (The wayback machine website), Google cache's, etc. BUT, the important thing to remember is to NEVER link your old name to the new one. Do NOT post anything that says that "Hi, I'm 121traffic, but I changed my name to Iamreallygheyandloveitinthebro wneye." They can just search for the old name, find a post containing it, then see what your new name is. THEN, they'll just search on the new name...get it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    Now if I could get all my hard-earned rep back...........
    Get your Rep points back, here's a start. +1
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    thank you, all. good advice, Traffic121. I should set up a dummy username in which i stroke the brass' collective wangs, and then they'd love me. they'd know it was fake, though.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
    Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later
    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    thank you, all. good advice, Traffic121. I should set up a dummy username in which i stroke the brass' collective wangs, and then they'd love me. they'd know it was fake, though.....
    If you do that, don't use the same avator - I don't know which would be worse, if they were straight or if they were secretly cross-dressers, and started hitting on you to have cross-dressing parties
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    he's not a cross-dresser...he's a Never-Nude: an illness in which the afflicted can not be naked, thus wearing cut-offs at all times, even under the underwear.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna
    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gecko45 "The Mall Ninja"
    Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later
    Reca is the best thing since sliced bread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    he's not a cross-dresser...he's a Never-Nude: an illness in which the afflicted can not be naked, thus wearing cut-offs at all times, even under the underwear.
    I love the avatar......I have repped you for it...
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