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02-20-06, 06:07 PM #1
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It's me
Joined back sometime ago I don't remember, they still haven't found a cure for my CRS syndrome. Figured if I'm gonna have a membership here I might as well start posting. I'd say more but I just took two laxatives with my Prozac so now I have to go sit on the toliet for a long time, but I'm really happy about it.
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02-20-06, 06:16 PM #2
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Originally Posted by Elle
Ummmmm, OK - - - I guess.
(At least everyone now knows where you'll be for the next little while. Hope it's as good for you as it usually is for me.)
Have fun.
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02-20-06, 06:32 PM #3
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Welcome to LEF (AGAIN)!!!!
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02-20-06, 07:00 PM #4
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Lmao it's a voiceringer I found online, had to make a couple adjustments for it to make some sense. Originally Posted by cajunguy
Ummmmm, OK - - - I guess.
(At least everyone now knows where you'll be for the next little while. Hope it's as good for you as it usually is for me.) Have fun.
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02-20-06, 07:13 PM #5kateykakes Guest
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02-20-06, 07:28 PM #6
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Thank you Term and Katey.
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02-20-06, 10:31 PM #7
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Laxatives in a welcome post..
First time I've seen that one. Hat's off to you.
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02-21-06, 12:29 AM #8
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The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.
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02-21-06, 12:32 AM #9
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Welcome to LEF....or....whatever
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02-21-06, 03:36 AM #10
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Welcome...I think....
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02-21-06, 05:58 AM #11
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Well apparently you have taken your medication today, not so sure it was the right medication but welcome anyways. Originally Posted by Elle
Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.
Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.
May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)
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02-21-06, 08:36 AM #12
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02-21-06, 09:11 AM #13
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Welcome Elle!
to your opening line.
So if I was to call you and heard that, there is a possibility I would be laughing so hard that I would not even be able to say Hello Elle. You'd think I was just another prank caller.
So how many calls do you get that can't even say hello. LOL!!! Lots of pranks.
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A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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02-21-06, 03:29 PM #14
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Is this what you're talking about?
http://homepage.mac.com/bigquit/quitglos.html
CRS Syndrome: Can't Remember Shit Syndrome, common among those involved in The Quit. See Airhead syndrome, newbie, oxymoron. There is no cure, but sufferers tend to remember their shit better when they take Prozac and stool softeners before a bowel movement.
Sadly, however, even with proper medication, relapses are common (usually indicated by frequently leaving the toilet unflushed). In that case, electronic flushing sensors may help, as the sudden unexpected flushing sound reminds the sufferer of his or her shit. Whoosh!!! ...
Oh yeah!!!
PS - LOVE your signature pictures!
Thank goodness CRS Syndrome is something that you found online... Now we won't have to push for that 72-hour involuntary commitment, we'll just have to confiscate your computer.Last edited by TXCharlie; 02-21-06 at 03:51 PM.
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02-21-06, 07:50 PM #15
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