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    It's me

    Joined back sometime ago I don't remember, they still haven't found a cure for my CRS syndrome. Figured if I'm gonna have a membership here I might as well start posting. I'd say more but I just took two laxatives with my Prozac so now I have to go sit on the toliet for a long time, but I'm really happy about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elle
    I'd say more but I just took two laxatives with my Prozac so now I have to go sit on the toliet for a long time, but I'm really happy about it.

    Ummmmm, OK - - - I guess.

    (At least everyone now knows where you'll be for the next little while. Hope it's as good for you as it usually is for me.) Have fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy
    Ummmmm, OK - - - I guess.

    (At least everyone now knows where you'll be for the next little while. Hope it's as good for you as it usually is for me.) Have fun.

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    Lmao it's a voiceringer I found online, had to make a couple adjustments for it to make some sense.

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    Thank you Term and Katey.

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    Laxatives in a welcome post..


    First time I've seen that one. Hat's off to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elle
    Joined back sometime ago I don't remember, they still haven't found a cure for my CRS syndrome. Figured if I'm gonna have a membership here I might as well start posting. I'd say more but I just took two laxatives with my Prozac so now I have to go sit on the toliet for a long time, but I'm really happy about it.
    Well apparently you have taken your medication today, not so sure it was the right medication but welcome anyways.
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    Welcome Elle!

    to your opening line.

    So if I was to call you and heard that, there is a possibility I would be laughing so hard that I would not even be able to say Hello Elle. You'd think I was just another prank caller.

    So how many calls do you get that can't even say hello. LOL!!! Lots of pranks.
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    Is this what you're talking about?
    http://homepage.mac.com/bigquit/quitglos.html

    CRS Syndrome: Can't Remember Shit Syndrome, common among those involved in The Quit. See Airhead syndrome, newbie, oxymoron. There is no cure, but sufferers tend to remember their shit better when they take Prozac and stool softeners before a bowel movement.

    Sadly, however, even with proper medication, relapses are common (usually indicated by frequently leaving the toilet unflushed). In that case, electronic flushing sensors may help, as the sudden unexpected flushing sound reminds the sufferer of his or her shit. Whoosh!!! ... Oh yeah!!!

    PS - LOVE your signature pictures!

    Thank goodness CRS Syndrome is something that you found online... Now we won't have to push for that 72-hour involuntary commitment, we'll just have to confiscate your computer.
    Last edited by TXCharlie; 02-21-06 at 03:51 PM.

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