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    i guess i missed the first post thing...
    i see it is edited...
    i miss everything
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
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    Hey everything is edited....what did I miss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizzy View Post
    Hey everything is edited....what did I miss?
    Nothing....ABSOLUTELY nothing.

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    Big ... you're here! (I just found this place). Did I see that Katie Cakes is here, too?

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    Big isn't here that often anymore. He's staying busy with other things. I'm pretty sure he pops in and lurks every now and then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh View Post
    Big isn't here that often anymore. He's staying busy with other things. I'm pretty sure he pops in and lurks every now and then.
    Katie Bear knows all she has to do is, speak BIGs name and he is summoned forthwith.
    Don't Be Afraid To Fail.

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    I speak your name and you ignore me... Oh well maybe when your the duty agent I can call you at 0300 hours
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


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    Quote Originally Posted by ro56@charter.net View Post
    Big ... you're here! (I just found this place). Did I see that Katie Cakes is here, too?
    You know wherever Katie bear is, BIG can't be too far away.
    Don't Be Afraid To Fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Sexy View Post
    Katie Bear knows all she has to do is, speak BIGs name and he is summoned forthwith.


    It's... Big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801 View Post
    I speak your name and you ignore me... Oh well maybe when your the duty agent I can call you at 0300 hours
    As if BIG hasn't fielded enough calls from the tunnel and bridge already. Now you guys at the port want to join in the fun.

    Plus, trust BIG, you're aren't nearly half as pretty as Katie Bear. Hence why here calling BIGs name, carries more weight.
    Don't Be Afraid To Fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Sexy View Post
    As if BIG hasn't fielded enough calls from the tunnel and bridge already. Now you guys at the port want to join in the fun.

    Plus, trust BIG, you're aren't nearly half as pretty as Katie Bear. Hence why here calling BIGs name, carries more weight.
    That's OK if you PM me your cell phone# next time we have a texas hold em game FSCF would like to invite BIG
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
    Life is to short not to experience Lazy Fed
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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801 View Post
    That's OK if you PM me your cell phone# next time we have a texas hold em game FSCF would like to invite BIG
    BIG has no problem PMing you his number, but he isn't a card player. Sorry, just never had an interest in the game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Sexy View Post
    BIG has no problem PMing you his number, but he isn't a card player. Sorry, just never had an interest in the game.
    Neither am I, I just go to talk shit and get drunk
    dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
    Life is to short not to experience Lazy Fed
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    Last edited by Big Sexy; 12-29-06 at 11:12 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Sexy View Post
    Well, as a professional federal law enforcement officer, BIG can neither condone, nor partake in any such debauchery, as talking shit or getting drunk.

    Unless of course, their are possible female confidential informants, who need a good debriefing present.
    That can probably be arranged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    That can probably be arranged.
    is that right.
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    If you're wearing a thong, are you dethonged?
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    If you're wearing a thong, are you dethonged?
    And who is wearing this thong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Sexy View Post
    And who is wearing this thong?


    Chris is..



    That should cool down the thread now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531 View Post
    Chris is..



    That should cool down the thread now.
    brrrrrrrr

    Like an ice cube run slowly down the curve of my spine.

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