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    New member checkin in here

    Hi ya'll, my name is E-man and I am a police ossifer.
    I have been a police for nearly 14 years, sssh I feel old.
    I work in the Pittsburgh area, did 10 years in a city ghetto hell hole and now in the bucolic burbs.
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    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

    Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
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    RIP Eric

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    Hello Ossifer E-Man and welcome to OR! If it makes you feel any better, we are just warming up from a temperature of 23 last night and will make it to about 44 here in North Carolina...
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    Hey E-Man, 24 degrees here in the Bronx!

    Oh, Nice intro Ossifer!

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    Hello ossifer! Make sure you get your info to someone so they can verify you! And welcome from Oregon!
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    Uhhhh, E-Man, you messing with the "new" folks again? ..........

    Sheesh, you must be bored, Guy. ............


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    Long time, no see E-man!
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    Welcome from South Louisiana, E-man................
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    e-man are you drinking at 7am?

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    E-man's drunk again.
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    Me thinks E-man is now sleeping off the morning drunk!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reca View Post
    e-man are you drinking at 7am?
    Only SUperfoods juice and Pomegranit juice
    Oh and COFFEEEEEE


    Thanks for the warm welcomes my fellow ORs
    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

    Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
    The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.

    RIP Eric

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    Welcome to O/R! You look kind of familiar....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Welcome to O/R! You look kind of FUNNY....
    Oh gee thanks....
    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

    Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
    The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.

    RIP Eric

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    Quote Originally Posted by E-man View Post
    Oh gee thanks....
    Hey I take it as a compliment when people say I'm funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Hey I take it as a compliment when people say I'm funny!
    WOW,you have a lot of posts. Wish I had that many
    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

    Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
    The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.

    RIP Eric

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    Quote Originally Posted by E-man View Post
    WOW,you have a lot of posts. Wish I had that many
    Just come up with as many funny jokes as I come up with and you will!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Just come up with as many funny jokes as I come up with and you will!
    Like this one...

    Ben and Jerry's is now available in Israel...
    Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream is now available in Israel in the following flavors:

    Wailing Wallnut

    Moishemellow

    Mazel Toffee

    Chazalnut

    Oy Ge-malt

    Mi Ka-mocha

    Bernard Malamint

    Berry Pr'i Hagafen

    Choc-Eilat Chip

    Simchas T'Oreo


    It should be noted that all of these flavors come in either a cup or a Cohen
    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

    Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
    The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.

    RIP Eric

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    Jewish film titles
    Oy of the Beholder - Singles kvetch about their awful partners.
    Girls Interrupted - Women's section of shul are told to be quiet during davening.
    Seder House Rules - Zeda explains the law on Pesach.
    Angela's Kashas - Woman tells all her secret recipes.
    Supernova - Rocket scientists discover powerful strain of lox.
    Dredel Will Rock - Toy comes alive during Chanukah.
    Sleepy Halah - It's Friday and dad fills up on bread then dozes off.
    Goys Don't Cry - Rabbi explains why only Jews celebrate Tisha B'Av.
    Goy Story 2 - Issy divorces shiksa, then marries another.
    Mun on the Moon - Astronauts find hamentashen filling on the moon
    Stuart Ladle - Mouse makes chicken soup for shabbos.
    The End of the Affair - Sheva Brachos finishes at 3am.
    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

    Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
    The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.

    RIP Eric

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