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11-22-08, 06:05 AM #1
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New member checkin in here
Hi ya'll, my name is E-man and I am a police ossifer.
I have been a police for nearly 14 years, sssh I feel old.
I work in the Pittsburgh area, did 10 years in a city ghetto hell hole and now in the bucolic burbs.
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10°FA monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
RIP Eric
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11-22-08, 09:35 AM #2
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Hello Ossifer E-Man and welcome to OR! If it makes you feel any better, we are just warming up from a temperature of 23 last night and will make it to about 44 here in North Carolina...
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11-22-08, 10:31 AM #3
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Hey E-Man, 24 degrees here in the Bronx!
Oh, Nice intro Ossifer!
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11-22-08, 11:43 AM #4
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Hello ossifer! Make sure you get your info to someone so they can verify you! And welcome from Oregon!
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11-22-08, 11:51 AM #5
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Uhhhh, E-Man, you messing with the "new" folks again? ..........
Sheesh, you must be bored, Guy. ............
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11-22-08, 12:25 PM #6
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Long time, no see E-man!
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11-22-08, 12:29 PM #7
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11-22-08, 12:54 PM #8
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Welcome from South Louisiana, E-man................
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11-22-08, 01:01 PM #9
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e-man are you drinking at 7am?
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11-22-08, 01:08 PM #10
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E-man's drunk again.
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11-22-08, 04:05 PM #11
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Me thinks E-man is now sleeping off the morning drunk!!!
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11-22-08, 06:28 PM #12
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Only SUperfoods juice and Pomegranit juice
Originally Posted by Reca
Oh and COFFEEEEEE
Thanks for the warm welcomes my fellow ORs
A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
RIP Eric
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11-22-08, 06:28 PM #13
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Welcome to O/R! You look kind of familiar....
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11-22-08, 06:35 PM #14
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Oh gee thanks.... Originally Posted by Jenna
Welcome to O/R! You look kind of FUNNY....
A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
RIP Eric
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11-22-08, 06:36 PM #15
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Hey I take it as a compliment when people say I'm funny! Originally Posted by E-man
Oh gee thanks....
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11-22-08, 06:41 PM #16
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WOW,you have a lot of posts. Wish I had that many Originally Posted by Jenna
Hey I take it as a compliment when people say I'm funny!
A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
RIP Eric
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11-22-08, 06:43 PM #17
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Just come up with as many funny jokes as I come up with and you will! Originally Posted by E-man
WOW,you have a lot of posts. Wish I had that many
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11-22-08, 06:47 PM #18
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Like this one... Originally Posted by Jenna
Just come up with as many funny jokes as I come up with and you will!
Ben and Jerry's is now available in Israel...
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream is now available in Israel in the following flavors:
Wailing Wallnut
Moishemellow
Mazel Toffee
Chazalnut
Oy Ge-malt
Mi Ka-mocha
Bernard Malamint
Berry Pr'i Hagafen
Choc-Eilat Chip
Simchas T'Oreo
It should be noted that all of these flavors come in either a cup or a Cohen
A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
RIP Eric
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11-22-08, 06:50 PM #19
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Jewish film titles
Oy of the Beholder - Singles kvetch about their awful partners.
Girls Interrupted - Women's section of shul are told to be quiet during davening.
Seder House Rules - Zeda explains the law on Pesach.
Angela's Kashas - Woman tells all her secret recipes.
Supernova - Rocket scientists discover powerful strain of lox.
Dredel Will Rock - Toy comes alive during Chanukah.
Sleepy Halah - It's Friday and dad fills up on bread then dozes off.
Goys Don't Cry - Rabbi explains why only Jews celebrate Tisha B'Av.
Goy Story 2 - Issy divorces shiksa, then marries another.
Mun on the Moon - Astronauts find hamentashen filling on the moon
Stuart Ladle - Mouse makes chicken soup for shabbos.
The End of the Affair - Sheva Brachos finishes at 3am.A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
RIP Eric
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11-22-08, 06:50 PM #20
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