Blame Buttercup

I had joined a while back but wandered off before making a proper introduction. Buttercup twisted my arm to come back, threatening me with various cutlery to locations I'd rather have intact. If I offend anyone with my twisted humor, it's on her head. :)

I was with a city PD for seven years, then took a job with a state POST where I've been for almost 10 years now. I'm chained to my desk until someone sends me a hacksaw. Depending on the BS of the day I might try to saw through a link or decide that going through bone would be much quicker and preferable.

Hope to meet some good people here.

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Originally Posted by 4 Turns

Buttercup twisted my arm to come back, threatening me with various cutlery to locations I'd rather have intact.

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:eek: :fear: :rofl:

Welcome! :D

It will be hard but we will try to give you a fair shake.

Thanks!

Welcome from Louisiana.

Welcome!!

Wait, if I welcome you then I will not be the newbie but if you was here before but wandered off, that makes you more senior and I think then I will be the Newbie again. hmmmm.....I think I confused myself.

Doesn't matter (I think), Welcome back! :D

howdy from the Emerald Triangle

Welcome from Ohio!

Well, look what the cat dragged in. It's about time! :thumb:

What do you mean, threats with cutlery?!? No way - that would ruin a perfectly good knife. :D

Welcome, glad to see you here. :)

That was no ordinary cat. I think it was a Siberian tiger.

Well I wouldn't have wanted to ruin one of your knives.

Hello and welcome aboard from Louisiana.

I think your humor will fit in just fine here!

Welcome from Washington :)

Hello & :welcome:

Welcome and enjoy the site.

:welcome: back from South Louisiana........;-)

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Originally Posted by Buttercup

Well, look what the cat dragged in. It's about time! :thumb:

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Now that I think of it, it was a cougar that dragged me in. :biggrin1:

Thanks for the welcomes everyone.

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Originally Posted by 4 Turns

Now that I think of it, it was a cougar that dragged me in. :biggrin1:

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:eek: :rofl:

http://sidedish.dmagazine.com/wp-con...d-cougars1.jpg

**waves**

what up?

Hi Willow!