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    Blame Buttercup

    I had joined a while back but wandered off before making a proper introduction. Buttercup twisted my arm to come back, threatening me with various cutlery to locations I'd rather have intact. If I offend anyone with my twisted humor, it's on her head.

    I was with a city PD for seven years, then took a job with a state POST where I've been for almost 10 years now. I'm chained to my desk until someone sends me a hacksaw. Depending on the BS of the day I might try to saw through a link or decide that going through bone would be much quicker and preferable.

    Hope to meet some good people here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4 Turns View Post
    Buttercup twisted my arm to come back, threatening me with various cutlery to locations I'd rather have intact.


    Welcome!

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    Welcome!!

    Wait, if I welcome you then I will not be the newbie but if you was here before but wandered off, that makes you more senior and I think then I will be the Newbie again. hmmmm.....I think I confused myself.

    Doesn't matter (I think), Welcome back!
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    Well, look what the cat dragged in. It's about time!

    What do you mean, threats with cutlery?!? No way - that would ruin a perfectly good knife.

    Welcome, glad to see you here.




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    That was no ordinary cat. I think it was a Siberian tiger.

    Well I wouldn't have wanted to ruin one of your knives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Well, look what the cat dragged in. It's about time!
    Now that I think of it, it was a cougar that dragged me in.

    Thanks for the welcomes everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4 Turns View Post
    Now that I think of it, it was a cougar that dragged me in.



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    Hi Willow!

 

 
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