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Greetings, Everyone!

My name is Elden Laffoon, Sr. and I'm a retired U.S. DoD Police Officer and formerly a San Francisco Patrol Special Police Officer with the SFPD. Stan Switek invited me here and I'm pleased to have joined. I'm currently residing in Bolingbrook, IL. near Chicago with my wife and her cat.:yo:

Welcome, glad to have you hear... any friend of Stan's... I'll keep a close eye on. ;)

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Yes Big, I have one or two. I dont want to put Eldon on the spot, but he is a computer geek with a capital G. If you have a question, he likely has the right answer.

Welcome, Elden.

Your permissions have been updated as a Verified LEO

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How big is Big?

Are we talking just 'big', or are we talkin Lane Bryant dress size?

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Originally Posted by Big Sexy

Eldon, why is the sky blue?
Where does wind come from?
Is Tom Cruise really gay?
Where is Osama?
Do the Iranians really have enriched uranium?
Will next seasons "Shield" be as good as the last?
Will Vic find out it was Shane who killed Lem and if so, what will he do?
What's tonight's winning lotto numbers? (Send this one in a PM)

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That was in regards to computers, big shooter...

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Originally Posted by ELaffoon

Greetings, Everyone!

My name is Elden Laffoon, Sr. and I'm a retired U.S. DoD Police Officer and formerly a San Francisco Patrol Special Police Officer with the SFPD. Stan Switek invited me here and I'm pleased to have joined. I'm currently residing in Bolingbrook, IL. near Chicago with my wife and her cat.:yo:

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Hello, I have just joined today

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Welcome to LEF!!! :yo:

Howdy, Welcome to the Party!! I've been to Bolingbrook, my uncle used to live there. Small world. ;)

Welcome

Hello.

Hi ELaffoon!

Welcome to LEF!

Welcome to LEF!!!!

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Originally Posted by Big Sexy

"Eldon, why is the sky blue?"
A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colors because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.

Where does wind come from?
Movement of air between pressure systems as they try to balance out is called wind. Air flows from high pressure systems to low ones to try to reach equilibrium. In the constantly developing and changing system of the atmosphere this never actually happens.

Is Tom Cruise really gay?No.

Where is Osama?In a cave somewhere with the other bats.

Do the Iranians really have enriched uranium?My best, educated guess? Yes!

Will next seasons "Shield" be as good as the last?No. As a show lingers on, it's writers slowly run out of new ideas.

Will Vic find out it was Shane who killed Lem and if so, what will he do?The "Commish" is nobody's fool!

What's tonight's winning lotto numbers? (Send this one in a PM)

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YOU WISH! They're mine, ALL mine!!

Greetings, Everyone!

Thank you for the warm welcome! :)