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    Hi My name is ThisGlock40...

    And I hate stupid people.


    So for the new people or current members (those this applies to): If you are stupid, please do not contact me. I have very little patience for stupid people in general so you will be forewarned, I may direct my frustrations and chastising towards you if you are stupid. Also I support public flogging for stupid people.

    In this, I ask for your support. If you are stupid, and you know you are stupid, please stay away from me. I see stupid people all day long.


    However if someone wants to engage in intelligent conversation and if you have any serious questions about LE my PM box is always open and I have Yahoo instant messanger (for those that request it and would rather talk that way) and I will help you. I actually enjoy helping people.

    I am VERY open to questions and I enjoy talking about what I do for a living. So feel free to contact me directly with questions if you like or use or "Ask a cop" section.

    I might bitch and moan every now and then, but I don't bite.


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    Last edited by Iron Man; 04-24-06 at 12:53 AM.
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    Duhhhh, ahhhh, how dy mista. Welcom to LEF.



    I tink i mess spelled somethin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisGlock40
    I see stupid people all day long.
    Been working the trailor parks lately?

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    Why does the police beat people all the time? Why do you arrest people who don't do anything wrong?


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    Um Glock? Why do police shoot people? Can't they just aim for the leg or something? Why are you so mean, I hate police.
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    ThisGlock40:
    if i buy a happy meal and there isn't a toy in it and i go demand a toy even though im an adult does that equal cp? Oh god i just typed cp! am i in trouble now? will the fbi come get me... please tell me my son is scared. someone just knocked on my door. is it the fbi... they said that i was fine and they wouldn't come get me. should i get that on tape...

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    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531
    Been working the trailor parks lately?

    HAHA! No but DC is getting to me LOL
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    *Beats Glock over the head for not coming here sooner*
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisGlock40
    HAHA! No but DC is getting to me LOL
    your fault for being on the arong side of the fence!

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    Welcome to LEF!
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    Hi my name is Beans, I like long walks on the beach and butterflys. Oh and rainbows and puppies annd kittys. I also like to kick stupid people in the ass!
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    Welcome Glock!
    K-9 When the door pops...The bullshit stops!

    Go ahead run...I'll even give you a head start!

    When the public needs help, they call the Police.
    When the Police needs help, they call SWAT.
    When SWAT needs help, they call K-9!

    Duty not Reward

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    lol.. nice

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    TG40, it's time to defect to a free state!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisGlock40
    And I hate stupid people.

    I just hate everyone.

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    For those that thought this was my first thread : Posts: 853 (upper right hand corner guys)

    I have been here for a while and I just wanted to let all the newbies understand how I worked.
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    To them its always 'scary and aggressive' driving. To us its at times a matter of life and death." -LawnMM

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    Dude, it's not nice to spread insanity like that...
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