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    Quote Originally Posted by Curt581
    you start asking her to kick you with spiked heels on, I'm gonna have to Tase you right in the gonads.
    Oh, hell no. I'm gonna let our resident "hunks" do their thing.

    I'm gettin' too old for all that excitement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    You know what? You guys are pathetic. Drooling and stumbling all over each other every time a female logs in.

    I simply say, "Welcome and have a great time. Your wit and insight are always appreciated".
    Good boy, you're learning. I'll give you a cookie as a reward.

    And welcome Electra!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TattoodDucky
    Good boy, you're learning. I'll give you a cookie as a reward.

    And welcome Electra!
    Oh boy, A COOKIE! I LOVE cookies! Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

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    Welcome Electra1978 I'm glad you found your way here

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    Looks like we've got another fiesty one....I like it!!!! Welcome to the party. Have fun, kick back, relax, and be yourself.

    BUT, most importantly, tell your friends about us!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    Looks like we've got another fiesty one....I like it!!!! Welcome to the party. Have fun, kick back, relax, and be yourself.

    BUT, most importantly, tell your friends about us!!!!!!!!
    OK Term, you asked for it babe!

    Seriously, thanks for the warm welcome guys. It's truly a pleasure to be in the company of such fine men, women, and others. I've already put the word out that LEF is THE place to be...

    I look forward to some good LEO advice and discussions while I sexually harass the hell out of you boys (Yes Prometheus, even you. hehehehe).

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    I can't say I know you from RP......but welcome to LEF!
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

    We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmur5074
    I can't say I know you from RP......but welcome to LEF!
    Thanks! You may not know me, but I certainly know you.

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    Hell until you have posted pics I shall keep all comments to myself. Oh and remember if Term says anything about size, just remind him things look bigger in the mirror than they actually are.
    Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.

    Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.


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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2001
    Hell until you have posted pics I shall keep all comments to myself. Oh and remember if Term says anything about size, just remind him things look bigger in the mirror than they actually are.
    Thanks for the tip!

    Sorry sweetie. I don't do pics...operational security and all...BUT there is at least one person here who can vouch for me, and she's frickin' hot herself.

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    Operational Security you could have come up with a better excuse than that. But ok if you think it flies .
    Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.

    Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.


    May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Electra1978
    Thanks for the tip!

    Sorry sweetie. I don't do pics...operational security and all...BUT there is at least one person here who can vouch for me, and she's frickin' hot herself.

    I know who that is......you guys should kiss!!!!

    And don't believe Chris (he's a chronic liar and masturbator)...PM me for measurements!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2001
    Operational Security you could have come up with a better excuse than that. But ok if you think it flies .
    OK, how about this: So I don't get cyberstalked again by a married LEO insisting I was put on this earth to fulfill his perverted sexual fantasies.

    ...And it takes A LOT for me to call anything sexual perverted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    (he's a chronic...masturbator)...
    What constitutes chronic??? Does it have bad side effects?
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    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th
    What constitutes chronic??? Does it have bad side effects?

    Let's just say he has tennis elbow....and he doesn't play tennis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    Let's just say he has tennis elbow....and he doesn't play tennis.
    My friend would like to know, not that I need it or anything, strictly curious, is there any help for someone like that? Support groups, medications?
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th
    My friend would like to know, not that I need it or anything, strictly curious, is there any help for someone like that? Support groups, medications?

    PM Chris2001 for details...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    PM Chris2001 for details...
    lmao....burn.


    Up where I am if it wasn't for self pleasure you'd either be stuck without, or stuck with a tundra wookie, which is the same as being stuck with a bear...
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    I know who that is......you guys should kiss!!!!

    And don't believe Chris (he's a chronic liar and masturbator)...PM me for measurements!!!!
    LOL... That would be good times I'm sure, but I'm strictly a maneater.

    Hmmm... And Termie, how do you know Chris's penis size and how often he masturbates???

    Chris, if I were you I'd sweep your room for hidden cams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Electra1978
    Hmmm... And Termie, how do you know Chris's penis size and how often he masturbates???

    Chris, if I were you I'd sweep your room for hidden cams.

    No, no, no....I meant PM me for MY measurements!!! I don't KNOW that he masterbates frequently, but you do have to admit, he fits the "profile" of a chronic masterbator.

 

 
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