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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator
    No, no, no....I meant PM me for MY measurements!!! I don't KNOW that he masterbates frequently, but you do have to admit, he fits the "profile" of a chronic masterbator.
    LOL... I'd rep ya good if I had the power

    And no need for PMs...your reputation precedes you.

    .......BTW, when do I get my supporting member tag??? *slowly unwinding whip*
    Last edited by Electra1978; 12-23-05 at 09:09 AM.

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    Ohhh BTW Welcome to LEF, hope I can show you a good time.
    Last edited by Lazy Fed; 12-23-05 at 09:56 AM.

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    Wink

    Quote Originally Posted by Electra1978
    Thanks for the welcome!

    Oh I would baby, but the last guy I hit three times in a row couldn't walk for over a week... Takes a special man to ride my lightning...

    All I have to say is



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    Quote Originally Posted by Electra1978
    OK Term, you asked for it babe!

    Seriously, thanks for the warm welcome guys. It's truly a pleasure to be in the company of such fine men, women, and others. I've already put the word out that LEF is THE place to be...

    I look forward to some good LEO advice and discussions while I sexually harass the hell out of you boys (Yes Prometheus, even you. hehehehe).
    If you sexually harass me it wont be harassing me... It would be sweet talk for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prometheus
    You know what? You guys are pathetic. Drooling and stumbling all over each other every time a female logs in.

    I simply say, "Welcome and have a great time. Your wit and insight are always appreciated".

    Prometheus says this because he's already head over heels for Katie.

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    Cheech Guest
    IM too hot for all u people in here

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    katiemh Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
    IM too hot for all u people in here

    Somebody get this kid a mirror.

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    Cheech Guest
    AHahahahah. alright so I have a face only a mother can love ....geez.

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    I really enjoy it when young people talk about being sexy.

    To be truly sexy, one needs to have the body of a 21 year old, when you're 53 like me.

    Of course, the guy keeps asking for it back because I'm stretching the hell out of it!

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    Cheech Guest
    Dood, whats sexy is when I pee I dont grab and shake, I extend my leg out and shake it. Now thats sexy....



    Now whats gross some of you will picture this in your head!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
    Dood, whats sexy is when I pee I dont grab and shake, I extend my leg out and shake it. Now thats sexy....



    Now whats gross some of you will picture this in your head!
    Marking territory? Bark like a big dog!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Electra1978
    Thanks for the tip!

    Sorry sweetie. I don't do pics...operational security and all...BUT there is at least one person here who can vouch for me, and she's frickin' hot herself.

    I'm a voucher... not a frickin' hot one... but a voucher none-the-less. She is a looker boys... I vow on my badge and gun.

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    Thumbs up Wanna threesome???

    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    I'm a voucher... not a frickin' hot one... but a voucher none-the-less. She is a looker boys... I vow on my badge and gun.
    Now my imagination is going crazy right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone help me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey you hotties up for a menage-treo???

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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    I'm a voucher... not a frickin' hot one... but a voucher none-the-less. She is a looker boys... I vow on my badge and gun.

    James Bulushi voice, "Looks and Money". Word to da hizzle fo shizzle dizzle, welcome to the site. ^_-

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    Last edited by Big Sexy; 09-21-06 at 05:12 PM.
    Don't Be Afraid To Fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fscf3801
    Now my imagination is going crazy right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone help me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey you hotties up for a menage-treo???


    Down boy!!!

    Don't make me get the garden hose.

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    To hose him down or beat him with?
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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    Quote Originally Posted by TattoodDucky
    To hose him down or beat him with?

    Kinky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    Prometheus says this because he's already head over heels for Katie.
    My dear, that is NOT true. I simply know class when I see it.
    "Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"

 

 
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