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12-23-05, 09:04 AM #41
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LOL... I'd rep ya good if I had the power
Originally Posted by Terminator
No, no, no....I meant PM me for MY measurements!!!
I don't KNOW that he masterbates frequently, but you do have to admit, he fits the "profile" of a chronic masterbator.
And no need for PMs...your reputation precedes you.
.......BTW, when do I get my supporting member tag??? *slowly unwinding whip*Last edited by Electra1978; 12-23-05 at 09:09 AM.
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12-23-05, 09:53 AM #42
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Ohhh BTW Welcome to LEF, hope I can show you a good time.
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12-23-05, 10:05 AM #43
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Originally Posted by Electra1978
Thanks for the welcome!
Oh I would baby, but the last guy I hit three times in a row couldn't walk for over a week... Takes a special man to ride my lightning...
All I have to say is
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12-23-05, 10:54 AM #44
Whatever
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12-23-05, 04:02 PM #45Cheech GuestIf you sexually harass me it wont be harassing me... It would be sweet talk for me. Originally Posted by Electra1978
OK Term, you asked for it babe!
Seriously, thanks for the warm welcome guys. It's truly a pleasure to be in the company of such fine men, women, and others. I've already put the word out that LEF is THE place to be...
I look forward to some good LEO advice and discussions while I sexually harass the hell out of you boys (Yes Prometheus, even you. hehehehe).
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12-23-05, 04:05 PM #46katiemh Guest Originally Posted by Prometheus
You know what? You guys are pathetic. Drooling and stumbling all over each other every time a female logs in.
I simply say, "Welcome and have a great time. Your wit and insight are always appreciated".
Prometheus says this because he's already head over heels for Katie.
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12-23-05, 04:07 PM #47Cheech Guest
IM too hot for all u people in here
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12-23-05, 04:13 PM #48katiemh Guest Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
Somebody get this kid a mirror.
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12-23-05, 04:16 PM #49Cheech Guest
AHahahahah. alright so I have a face only a mother can love ....geez.
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12-23-05, 04:21 PM #50
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I really enjoy it when young people talk about being sexy.
To be truly sexy, one needs to have the body of a 21 year old, when you're 53 like me.
Of course, the guy keeps asking for it back because I'm stretching the hell out of it!
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12-23-05, 04:28 PM #51Cheech Guest
Dood, whats sexy is when I pee I dont grab and shake, I extend my leg out and shake it. Now thats sexy....
Now whats gross some of you will picture this in your head!
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12-23-05, 04:52 PM #52
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Marking territory? Bark like a big dog! Originally Posted by Lasvegasog
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12-23-05, 05:35 PM #53katiemh Guest Originally Posted by Electra1978
Thanks for the tip!
Sorry sweetie. I don't do pics...operational security and all...BUT there is at least one person here who can vouch for me, and she's frickin' hot herself.
I'm a voucher... not a frickin' hot one... but a voucher none-the-less. She is a looker boys... I vow on my badge and gun.
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12-23-05, 06:22 PM #54
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Wanna threesome???
Now my imagination is going crazy right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone help me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey you hotties up for a menage-treo??? Originally Posted by katiemh
I'm a voucher... not a frickin' hot one... but a voucher none-the-less. She is a looker boys... I vow on my badge and gun.
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12-23-05, 06:42 PM #55
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Originally Posted by katiemh
I'm a voucher... not a frickin' hot one... but a voucher none-the-less. She is a looker boys... I vow on my badge and gun.
James Bulushi voice, "Looks and Money".
Word to da hizzle fo shizzle dizzle, welcome to the site. ^_-
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12-23-05, 08:57 PM #56
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Last edited by Big Sexy; 09-21-06 at 05:12 PM.
Rick James hair was synthetic and smelled like weed and coochie.
BIG hates no one, but loves only a few. Franklin, Grant and yeah, Mom too.
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12-23-05, 09:39 PM #57
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Originally Posted by fscf3801
Down boy!!!
Don't make me get the garden hose.
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12-23-05, 10:02 PM #58
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To hose him down or beat him with?
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12-23-05, 10:12 PM #59
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Originally Posted by TattoodDucky
To hose him down or beat him with?
Kinky!
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12-23-05, 10:27 PM #60
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My dear, that is NOT true. I simply know class when I see it. Originally Posted by katiemh
Prometheus says this because he's already head over heels for Katie.
"Look, just give me some inner peace or I'll mop the floor with you!"
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