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    Thumbs up Welcome to hell in a handbasket, Nancy

    A-Ten-Hut! Listen up maggots. Sgt Rock is making his return to the internet with a bang.

    I'm a former Marine and Police Sergeant on the west coast. And I don't take any lip.

    Sgt Rock never sleeps, he only closes his eyes to fool the enemy. Be prepared. Charlie is mine. I am a criminal's worst nightmare.

    I'm glad to be here. Some will like me. Many won't. I may have to advise some to remove their cranium from their 4th point of contact. That is why I am here.

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    okay, you may need to bring it down a notch

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    read anything lately on the mall ninja.


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
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    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
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    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
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    at ease sarge!!!!!! lay off the sugar will ya
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    uhhhhhhhhhhhhh................ ..want a smiley?

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Dude switch to decaf latte' cause I know you west coast boys can handle some good old southern coffee..................BTW welcome. :P
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    Dayum, there, Sgt. Rock.

    Somebody take a dump in your Froot Loops this morning?

    Oh, welcome to LEF. (Be careful though, some of the wimmen around here bite.)

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    a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down...
    the medicine go down
    the medicine go down
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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt Rock
    A-Ten-Hut! Listen up maggots. Sgt Rock is making his return to the internet with a bang.

    I'm a former Marine and Police Sergeant on the west coast. And I don't take any lip.

    Sgt Rock never sleeps, he only closes his eyes to fool the enemy. Be prepared. Charlie is mine. I am a criminal's worst nightmare.

    I'm glad to be here. Some will like me. Many won't. I may have to advise some to remove their cranium from their 4th point of contact. That is why I am here.
    No I'm Not!!!

    But welcome anyway...

    "A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within."

    Will Durant.

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    Since Jan. 2009

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    Well, What do we have here, a F%$!ing comedian! From now on you're private joker, Do you like that name?!?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt Rock
    A-Ten-Hut! Listen up maggots. Sgt Rock is making his return to the internet with a bang.

    I'm a former Marine and Police Sergeant on the west coast. And I don't take any lip.

    Sgt Rock never sleeps, he only closes his eyes to fool the enemy. Be prepared. Charlie is mine. I am a criminal's worst nightmare.

    I'm glad to be here. Some will like me. Many won't. I may have to advise some to remove their cranium from their 4th point of contact. That is why I am here.
    I out rank you, so cool your jets!!!

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    Just funnin,,

    Welcome!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesta311
    Well, What do we have here, a F%$!ing comedian! From now on you're private joker, Do you like that name?!?!?!?!

    hee hee, more like Private Pyle, hee hee J/K
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Ummmmm Hi there!
    Correction though......ain't no maggots on this here forum
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    Uh Howdy!
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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