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08-22-06, 05:43 PM #1
Welcome to hell in a handbasket, Nancy
A-Ten-Hut! Listen up maggots. Sgt Rock is making his return to the internet with a bang.
I'm a former Marine and Police Sergeant on the west coast. And I don't take any lip.
Sgt Rock never sleeps, he only closes his eyes to fool the enemy. Be prepared. Charlie is mine. I am a criminal's worst nightmare.
I'm glad to be here. Some will like me. Many won't. I may have to advise some to remove their cranium from their 4th point of contact. That is why I am here.
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08-22-06, 05:44 PM #2
okay, you may need to bring it down a notch
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08-22-06, 05:45 PM #3
Hey and welcome!
\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
`` ` ` ` (3--(____)
"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

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08-22-06, 05:50 PM #4
read anything lately on the mall ninja.

"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)

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08-22-06, 05:56 PM #5
at ease sarge!!!!!! lay off the sugar will ya
" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
Michael P. Gordon E.O.W 08 Aug 2004

The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such.
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08-22-06, 06:05 PM #6
Welcome to LEF!!!
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08-22-06, 06:14 PM #7
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh................ ..want a smiley?

When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such
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08-22-06, 06:17 PM #8
Dude switch to decaf latte' cause I know you west coast boys can handle some good old southern coffee..................BTW welcome. :P
"And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway", Buford T. Justice
#1 Rule in Police: Sometimes its easier to ask Forgiveness than it is to ask Permission
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes
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08-22-06, 06:20 PM #9

Hi, and welcome to LEF! This is gonna be fun!
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08-22-06, 06:31 PM #10
Dayum, there, Sgt. Rock.
Somebody take a dump in your Froot Loops this morning?
Oh, welcome to LEF. (Be careful though, some of the wimmen around here bite.)
.The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!"
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08-22-06, 06:57 PM #11
Dad?
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08-22-06, 06:58 PM #12
a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down...
the medicine go down
the medicine go down
in the most delightful way
lol
so, were you 03?Last edited by gozling; 08-22-06 at 07:12 PM.
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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08-22-06, 07:01 PM #13No I'm Not!!!
Originally Posted by Sgt Rock
But welcome anyway...
"A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within."
Will Durant.
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....Member

Since Jan. 2009
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08-22-06, 07:19 PM #14
Well, What do we have here, a F%$!ing comedian! From now on you're private joker, Do you like that name?!?!?!?!
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08-22-06, 07:34 PM #15I out rank you, so cool your jets!!!
Originally Posted by Sgt Rock
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08-22-06, 07:35 PM #16
Just funnin,,
Welcome!!
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08-22-06, 07:46 PM #17
Welcome! My avatar salutes you!
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08-22-06, 07:47 PM #18
Originally Posted by lesta311
hee hee, more like Private Pyle, hee hee
J/K
When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such
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08-22-06, 08:09 PM #19
Ummmmm Hi there!
Correction though......ain't no maggots on this here forum
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~Karie
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
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08-22-06, 08:11 PM #20
Uh Howdy!
There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
~
On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado
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