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    Attn: Slow Posters

    I placed this thread in the Introduce yourself area on Purpose...so...


    Slow Posters, Introduce yourselves...you all know who you are and I can name 3 so far...


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    Hello everyone, I am Buttercup and I am a slow poster. I hope that I can someday increase my posting speed. However, what I lack in speed, I make up for in wit and charm.




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    Wit and Charm....Slow Poster HAHAH!!




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    Life is a fleeting memory,
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    That is History.
    ~Erin~

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    Hello my name is FSCF3801 and I am a slow poster. I am currently looking for someone to help me with my posting speed. Anyone interested please call me my number is 1-900-Iamaslowposter
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    Wow, I made the top of the list so quickly....

    Hmmm... what can I say? Maybe if I used monosyllabic terms, my posts would be more rapid....

    Or, perhaps I could use some tutoring... heh heh... heh heh...
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    Hi, I'm kdm0409 and I am a slow poster. I've been told this by DJ in the past. I was in denial at the time, but have come to terms with it now. I am trying to get help as well, but it is hard to get help for some things. I have completed the 1st step and admitted that I am a slow poster.
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    Hello, my name is Virginian and I am slow. Hot fire makes ouchies. I like food.

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    Hi my name is Bob and I am an alcoholic....not really, I am here to come out of the closet and reveal my slow positng just, please, lets keep it on the down low, I wouldn't know how my family would react to it.
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    always interesting..

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    Hi everybody, my name is David. I am a capricorn who enjoys quiet dinners, movie's and naked romps throu.....oops!! my bad. Wrong site.

    I might be one of those slow posters that you spoke of but I don't know how to change. I try and try and just can't get the hang**whimper** of it.**whimper** Damn it! Will you help me please? I have candy.

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    I am not a slow poster! I am a multi-tasker and am busy in one of the other 10 windows I have open on my computer!
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    ^ Yeah I tried saying that too PDawg, but apparently thats not a good enough response...So I became to the conclusion that I was in denial! lol
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    I may be stupid or "slow", but I don't get it.
    Thereís a promise I need you to make
    While Iím gone you take care of the love
    And Iíll deal with the hate.

    Donít worry about me; Iíll be all right
    Just care for your children and sleep tight
    Iíll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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    Hi, I am a slow poster, maybe it is because I'm not interesting, maybe it is because I am unimportant, maybe it is because I can't find where to put the ink in my keyboard so that I can post more, maybe it is because of the "object" that is "following" the space shuttle......I worry what it may be and I now know that I will be getting more calls to get the "space people" out of peoples yards, the mother ships to stop hovering over peoples yards........and the aliens who keep changing peoples thermostats and making them uncomfortable....I don't know why people don't just replace the aluminum foil like I have shown and instructed them and then they won't have that problem...........or maybe it is just that I don't really have much to say about anything........I'll go cry in the corner now since I can't hold my own even on a forum............
    Any Post I make is my opinion only!
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    Daaa, I may be stupid but I know what love is............., deee, dee deee.

    Hello, My name is Dusty, and if you're like me, you are tired of your love life going down the tubes. Call now and we can get you set up with the most beautiful piece of as........

    Oops, sorry
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    It makes my heart swell with pride to see everyone coming forth with their slow posting confessions.




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    What if I'm just a slow reader?
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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