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09-19-06, 12:28 AM #1
Grrr I hate not working for a jail.....
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Attn: Slow Posters
I placed this thread in the Introduce yourself area on Purpose...so...
Slow Posters, Introduce yourselves...you all know who you are and I can name 3 so far...
Adroitcuffs
Fscf3801
ButterCupLife is a fleeting memory,
It come and goes,
But one thing will always remain.
That is History.
~Erin~
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09-19-06, 12:30 AM #2
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Hello everyone, I am Buttercup and I am a slow poster. I hope that I can someday increase my posting speed. However, what I lack in speed, I make up for in wit and charm.
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09-19-06, 12:31 AM #3
Grrr I hate not working for a jail.....
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Wit and Charm....Slow Poster HAHAH!!
One down ___ to goLife is a fleeting memory,
It come and goes,
But one thing will always remain.
That is History.
~Erin~
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09-19-06, 12:36 AM #4
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Hello my name is FSCF3801 and I am a slow poster. I am currently looking for someone to help me with my posting speed. Anyone interested please call me my number is 1-900-Iamaslowposter
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.
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09-19-06, 12:41 AM #5
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I forgot to list my website. www.iamaslowposter.com
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09-19-06, 02:05 AM #6
Visualize whirled peas!!
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Wow, I made the top of the list so quickly....
Hmmm... what can I say? Maybe if I used monosyllabic terms, my posts would be more rapid....
Or, perhaps I could use some tutoring... heh heh... heh heh...The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.
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http://officerbob.memory-of.com/
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09-19-06, 09:46 AM #7
^ Female Deputy
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Hi, I'm kdm0409 and I am a slow poster. I've been told this by DJ in the past. I was in denial at the time, but have come to terms with it now. I am trying to get help as well, but it is hard to get help for some things. I have completed the 1st step and admitted that I am a slow poster.
It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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In vino veritas!
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09-19-06, 09:49 AM #8
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Hello, my name is Virginian and I am slow. Hot fire makes ouchies. I like food.
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09-19-06, 09:49 AM #9
Englewood Ranger/Infidel Extraordinaire
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Hi my name is Bob and I am an alcoholic....not really, I am here to come out of the closet and reveal my slow positng
just, please, lets keep it on the down low, I wouldn't know how my family would react to it.
"I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky
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09-19-06, 10:47 AM #10
BEEN THERE BUT NOT EVERYWHERE
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always interesting..
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09-19-06, 11:40 AM #11
Just green and furry all over
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Hi everybody, my name is David. I am a capricorn who enjoys quiet dinners, movie's and naked romps throu.....oops!! my bad. Wrong site.
I might be one of those slow posters that you spoke of but I don't know how to change. I try and try and just can't get the hang**whimper** of it.**whimper** Damn it! Will you help me please? I have candy.
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09-19-06, 12:39 PM #12
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I am not a slow poster! I am a multi-tasker and am busy in one of the other 10 windows I have open on my computer!Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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09-19-06, 01:25 PM #13
^ Female Deputy
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^ Yeah I tried saying that too PDawg, but apparently thats not a good enough response...So I became to the conclusion that I was in denial! lol
It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle, but will never break.
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In vino veritas!
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09-19-06, 02:24 PM #14
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I may be stupid or "slow", but I don't get it.
There’s a promise I need you to make
While I’m gone you take care of the love
And I’ll deal with the hate.
Don’t worry about me; I’ll be all right
Just care for your children and sleep tight
I’ll keep you safe on my watch tonight
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On My Watch Tonight - Mike Corrado
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09-19-06, 02:37 PM #15
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Hi, I am a slow poster, maybe it is because I'm not interesting, maybe it is because I am unimportant, maybe it is because I can't find where to put the ink in my keyboard so that I can post more, maybe it is because of the "object" that is "following" the space shuttle......I worry what it may be and I now know that I will be getting more calls to get the "space people" out of peoples yards, the mother ships to stop hovering over peoples yards........and the aliens who keep changing peoples thermostats and making them uncomfortable....I don't know why people don't just replace the aluminum foil like I have shown and instructed them and then they won't have that problem...........or maybe it is just that I don't really have much to say about anything........I'll go cry in the corner now since I can't hold my own even on a forum............
Any Post I make is my opinion only!
I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.
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09-19-06, 02:39 PM #16
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Daaa, I may be stupid but I know what love is............., deee, dee deee.
Hello, My name is Dusty, and if you're like me, you are tired of your love life going down the tubes. Call now and we can get you set up with the most beautiful piece of as........
Oops, sorry
When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such
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09-19-06, 02:53 PM #17
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Hold on, I am still trying to catch up.
"Stupid should hurt."
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09-19-06, 03:25 PM #18
I'm the one in the middle
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Im not a slow poster, im just slow
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Will take verbal abuse for spare change
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09-19-06, 03:38 PM #19
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It makes my heart swell with pride to see everyone coming forth with their slow posting confessions.
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09-19-06, 03:45 PM #20
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What if I'm just a slow reader?
When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such
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