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10-17-07, 10:55 AM #1
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Wanna be a CBP Officer
If anyone wants a low speed high drag with good pay CBP is hiring officers. Just go to www.cbp.gov and click on one of the links for the job.
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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10-17-07, 12:24 PM #2
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This has recently become an option for me.
Insert witty comment and disclaimer here.
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10-18-07, 01:12 AM #3
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Ummmmm ask me another day.
"Stupid should hurt."
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10-18-07, 01:45 AM #4
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The commercials are playing here on TV. Originally Posted by Lazy Fed
I actually thought about it.
What is it like LF?
What would the chances of staying in Washington State be?
I figure about zero.I'm your huckleberry...
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You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
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10-18-07, 09:46 AM #5
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Actually with CBP your chances are good, now if you go with border patrol slim to none.
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.
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10-18-07, 09:48 AM #6
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Don't you just sit around and make fun of people all day? Originally Posted by Lazy Fed
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10-18-07, 10:04 AM #7
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Originally Posted by Beans
Don't you just sit around and make fun of people all day?
He sits around all day. But people make fun of him.
"Stupid should hurt."
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10-18-07, 10:09 AM #8
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Oh yeah, duh! Originally Posted by Hannibal
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10-18-07, 10:51 AM #9
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No actually I sit at a computer and hurl insults at people walking by my office
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.
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10-18-07, 12:10 PM #10
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What are the chances of staying in Iowa? Or would I have to move right away?
Thanks.
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10-18-07, 12:36 PM #11
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No chance. I think there is on like one port of entry in Iowa. Originally Posted by nsb22
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.
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10-18-07, 12:55 PM #12
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You forgot to ad that at the CBP you are at a higher risk of spending time in prison for doing your job.
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10-18-07, 02:11 PM #13
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????????? Could you explain this to me?????????????????? Originally Posted by BEK
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
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The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.
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10-18-07, 02:15 PM #14
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Whats the difference between CBP and Border Patrol?
When you test, do you choose one or the other?I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
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10-18-07, 02:45 PM #15
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Border Patrol are the guys that are responsible for the border in betwween the ports of entry. CBP Officers are the guys at the ports of entry asking you questions when you arrive back from a forgein country.
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
___ ___ ___{o,o} {-.-} {0,0}|)__) |)_(| (__(|-"-"- -"-"- -"-"-O RLY?? YA RLY NO WAI!!!!
The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.
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10-18-07, 04:35 PM #16
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Originally Posted by Lazy Fed
Also BP has green uniforms and ours are Blue
BP= CBP= 
Here is a video, don't get too enthused by it; I am still waiting for my go-fast-boat and my Blackhawk.
http://nemo.cbp.gov/opa/cbp_music_video.wmv
"Stupid should hurt."
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10-18-07, 06:42 PM #17
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Any other opportunities? Investigations, tactical, etc?
I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
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10-18-07, 06:49 PM #18
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Supposed to be an SRT, coming soon to a border near you.
"Stupid should hurt."
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10-18-07, 08:33 PM #19
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Chances for staying in Texas? Not that I freaking care at this point....squad room folks know the story. I'm seriously interested, but my wife is a bit of a pain when relocating is concerned.
"Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you.
He is training with minimum food or water, in austere conditions, day and night.
The only thing clean on him is his weapon.
He doesn't worry about what workout to do---his rucksack weighs what it weighs, and he runs until the enemy stops chasing him.
The True Believer doesn't care "how hard it is"; he knows he either wins or he dies.
He doesn't go home at 1700; he is home.
He knows only the Cause.
Now, who wants to quit?"
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10-18-07, 08:39 PM #20
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Shoot even after a few years 3 or so you can go over seas to a whole shit load of places in almost every country imaginable, and best your housing is all paid for, including schooling for the kiddies, and you get per diem,
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
___ ___ ___{o,o} {-.-} {0,0}|)__) |)_(| (__(|-"-"- -"-"- -"-"-O RLY?? YA RLY NO WAI!!!!
The incoherent statements given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency or any other person for that matter. They are MY PERSONAL DELUSIONAL FANTASIES and I accept sole responsibility as such as I am either drunk or stressed out of my mind.
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