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    My girlfriend

    my girl always spoils thanksgiving.http://www.krazyshow.com/media/playv...2DAED28D907DD1
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    It burns!! The pain the pain..

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    ugggggh!!!!!!! gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Growler View Post
    It burns!! The pain the pain..

    That image is forever engraved in my memory. Time to drink until I pass out and wake back up and can't remember SHIAT.

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    wonder if she has a twin sister.......since she is taken???
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    Wow. I bet her boyfriend weighs like 90 lbs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountyFourteen View Post
    wonder if she has a twin sister.......since she is taken???
    Yeah, I think she already ate her. And her twin sister's family. And their pets.


    And probably their in-laws.

    To alieviate everyone's pain, here's a video of my girlfriend preparing for T-day: Video
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    Now THAT'S better. (The second one, that is.)

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