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    Talking Now that's what I'm talking about



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    He's overextended his elbow. Break in two moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    He's overextended his elbow. Break in two moves.


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    And for the love of god she even showed me the two moves!!


    Oh for the LOVE OF PETE my elbow aches now !!

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    I double dog dare you to say that to Mrs. njpd.




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    Small caliber handgun to the back of the head.

    If you do it right with a silencer there isn't even a caseing.

    I hate amateurs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1sgkelly View Post
    Small caliber handgun to the back of the head.

    If you do it right with a silencer ther isn't even a caseing.

    I hate amateurs.

    Well, unless she's got one sitting in her buttcrack, it's probably not immediately available. She could break his elbow, then go for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    Well, unless she's got one sitting in her buttcrack, it's probably not immediately available. She could break his elbow, then go for it.
    No she wouldn't. Because that would put the man out of a job, which means she can't spend all his money.

    She needs to get in that GD kitchen and make me a sammich!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino View Post
    She needs to get in that GD kitchen and make me a sammich!
    Betcha don't say that to Mrs. Rhino, Rhino!

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    she should not have to be told if she was properly trained.











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    Quote Originally Posted by Crimebytes2 View Post
    Betcha don't say that to Mrs. Rhino, Rhino!
    I'm single. It would be a disservice to females everywhere if I stayed committed to one woman. I got to give the ladies something to strive for...
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    I can think of better places for a woman than the kitchen.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino View Post
    I'm single. It would be a disservice to females everywhere if I stayed committed to one woman. I got to give the ladies something to strive for...
    Rhino, your selflessness is astounding.


    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino
    No she wouldn't. Because that would put the man out of a job, which means she can't spend all his money.

    She needs to get in that GD kitchen and make me a sammich!
    So is your apparent lack of sense.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino View Post
    No she wouldn't. Because that would put the man out of a job, which means she can't spend all his money.

    She needs to get in that GD kitchen and make me a sammich!

    Now THAT'S WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino View Post
    She needs to get in that GD kitchen and make me a sammich!
    Wait, did you say your alias was Centurion44 or GPOC?


    And I will be happy to go back into the kitchen. . .






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    Quote Originally Posted by CountyFourteen View Post
    I can think of better places for a woman than the kitchen.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by JLK View Post
    she should not have to be told if she was properly trained.
    (me running away as fast as i can)
    Running is much wiser than the above response.



    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino View Post
    No she wouldn't. Because that would put the man out of a job, which means she can't spend all his money.

    She needs to get in that GD kitchen and make me a sammich!
    Oh, and you may want to check what else in on that sandwich...besides meat and cheese. Hmmmmmmm....maybe check all your meals, from here on out. So many undetectable...I mean...delectable...things can be found in a kitchen.
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    Dear Rose, Ninjamom, and B-cups:

    Less talkie. More foody.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino View Post
    Dear Rose, Ninjamom, and B-cups:

    Less talkie. More foody.
    Come a little bit closer, Rhino.






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