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  1. 12-19-06, 01:01 PM #21
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    Well you know what they say, do that position enough you will freeze into it! Ho's!
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    Like, Oh My G-d Paris! You're supposed to use K-Y on this thing, not Super Glue!
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    All I'm sayin' is that if you ever saw a closeup of either of these 2 with a "sex toy," it'd look like a mule eating a carrot!
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  7. 12-19-06, 08:24 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith758 View Post
    All I'm sayin' is that if you ever saw a closeup of either of these 2 with a "sex toy," it'd look like a mule eating a carrot!


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    Quote Originally Posted by keith758 View Post
    All I'm sayin' is that if you ever saw a closeup of either of these 2 with a "sex toy," it'd look like a mule eating a carrot!
    Only from Wisconsin!!!
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    Hey where is that stripper poll I ordered AND all that nice slippery oil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizzy View Post
    Hey where is that stripper poll I ordered AND all that nice slippery oil.
    i believe ben said that brad took it for him and his boyfriend
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    there is audio for this clip....... theyre both say in unison," we want drillsgt98th to bang us both!".







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    Thus the invention of the double headed tampon was quickly squashed as its spokemodels had trouble finding the strings.
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