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    All I'm sayin' is that if you ever saw a closeup of either of these 2 with a "sex toy," it'd look like a mule eating a carrot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by keith758 View Post
    All I'm sayin' is that if you ever saw a closeup of either of these 2 with a "sex toy," it'd look like a mule eating a carrot!


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    Quote Originally Posted by keith758 View Post
    All I'm sayin' is that if you ever saw a closeup of either of these 2 with a "sex toy," it'd look like a mule eating a carrot!
    Only from Wisconsin!!!
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    Hey where is that stripper poll I ordered AND all that nice slippery oil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizzy View Post
    Hey where is that stripper poll I ordered AND all that nice slippery oil.
    i believe ben said that brad took it for him and his boyfriend
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    there is audio for this clip....... theyre both say in unison," we want drillsgt98th to bang us both!".







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    What happened? Their braces get locked together.
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