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    How most men spend their Life. NOT WORK SAFE

    To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.



    I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!

    It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!

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    So true. Though no matter how hot the chick I'm only barefoot in the shower.

    No, not in bed either. Better traction.

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    I actually wouldn't mind being led round by her.
    To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.



    I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!

    It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!

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    Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.


    "I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
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    she could lead me.....
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    very true. Women are evil. Im currently arguing with my gf as I type

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    There's a problem? Looked perfectly normal to me.


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    I've actually done that. It works, and you can't argue with success.
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    A real man would be smiling from ear to ear with the chance of hitting that!!! But, this guy looks SCARED!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by phoenixrose View Post
    There's a problem? Looked perfectly normal to me.


    I wish that was the norm. I'd gladly be led around by mine if I could follow a chick like that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    I've actually done that. It works, and you can't argue with success.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vicat777 View Post
    A real man would be smiling from ear to ear with the chance of hitting that!!! But, this guy looks SCARED!!!!
    lol.. true
    SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
    Lead is very hazardous to your health.
    Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.


    "I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
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    As we were walking along I told my wife to do this to me.. I didn't realize there was a camera. I was only acting like it hurt

 

 

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