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01-09-07, 08:48 PM #1
Can You Eyeball This? Or Forehead, Maybe?
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01-09-07, 09:31 PM #2
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01-09-07, 10:26 PM #3
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hahahaha. Bet that hurt. Dumbass.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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01-09-07, 10:57 PM #4
Ouch... I doubt he passed that one... haha.
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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01-10-07, 12:29 AM #5
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LMAO - moron!
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01-10-07, 01:37 AM #6
ouch.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
Lead is very hazardous to your health.
Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.

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- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.
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01-10-07, 02:43 AM #7
oooh I bet that sobered him up ... LOL
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01-11-07, 06:51 PM #8
LMAO....stop, my ribs are killing me.....LMAO!!!!!!
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NTISF Gang Unit
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01-27-07, 12:35 PM #9
Do any of you take tape out to get a straight line? I never heard of that malarchy.

"I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky
"An Englewood Ranger is no stranger to Danger.." -Unk
Good Night Chesty Where Ever You Are.
A Good Friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was Awesome."
God Made Police Men so Fireman Would Have Heroes.
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01-27-07, 01:53 PM #10No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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01-27-07, 02:44 PM #11
That was what I was thinking there were lines painted on the ground so why the need to do the tape? Still funny as shit though.

"I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky
"An Englewood Ranger is no stranger to Danger.." -Unk
Good Night Chesty Where Ever You Are.
A Good Friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was Awesome."
God Made Police Men so Fireman Would Have Heroes.
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01-27-07, 06:21 PM #12
around here we couldn't get away with that.......he was too intoxicated to take a sobriety task anyway........safely
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