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    Illegal parking? Would you cite?

    Is this illegal under the No Parking within 15 feet of a fire hydrant?

    Iam not so sure...






    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

    Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
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    Not if you're just planning to whiz right by.
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    hmmmm???
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    It depends are you "unloading passengers" or just hanging around.

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    This question just "pisses" me off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dudleydoright View Post
    This question just "pisses" me off.
    You are sadly mistaken if you believe you are exempt from the wrath of the pun po-po!

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    It'd be a pretty crappy ticket.
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    What a pisser of a question.
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    this question stinks

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    don't we get enough crap at work without writting a messy ticket?
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    Better call in the Chicago sanitation guys....they know about the dump and they are experts on shitty parking.

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    Why DUMP a SHITTY fine on the poor guy.
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    Thanks, my wife didnt find humor in that picture. Funny thing is is that it was in front of her brothers house a few weeks ago. I just HAD to take that picture...
    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

    Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
    The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.

    RIP Eric

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    I'd write it...

    The occupant wouldn't be parked flush against the curb like the law requires.

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    Why dump all over the guy, it might piss him off!

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    You're OK if you're just stopping to drop the kids off at the pool.

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    What a crap job... and the paperwork stinks. But if a guy is sitting and still manages to hit the hydrant, would it become a bidet?
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    Anyone happen to notice the interaction of the shadows???

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    Quote Originally Posted by adroitcuffs View Post
    Anyone happen to notice the interaction of the shadows???

    good eye!
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    Quote Originally Posted by adroitcuffs View Post
    Anyone happen to notice the interaction of the shadows???

    OMG, I think I should sent that in to George Nory on Coast to Coast AM. That might be alien oral...
    Thats pretty shitty huh
    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

    Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
    The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.

    RIP Eric

 

 

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