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    Squirrel Catapult

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f5d_1172741350

    Sorry to any animal lovers on here, but I think this is hilarious...

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    Don't let TX Charlie see that..

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    That thing is great. I have a problem with squirrels I usually take them out with pellet guns but I am going to try that one, it looks fun.
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    Who says flying squirrels are endangered?? Hmmf.
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    I didn't really like it. Bordering animal abuse in my mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiGywer View Post
    I didn't really like it. Bordering animal abuse in my mind.
    Although I'm no tree hugger I have to agree.
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    We dallied under
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    Let me show you my dumbshit ASP trick.

    Now if you had something like that for crack heads and meth freaks.





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    Either way it is still a rat. It just lives in a tree. I don't want rats in my house or on my property, and squirrels fit in that category.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pedro56 View Post
    Either way it is still a rat. It just lives in a tree. I don't want rats in my house or on my property, and squirrels fit in that category.
    I'd much rather have the squirrels than the nuts who used to live across the street.

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    Squirrels are cute though
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    Squirrels are disease-carrying rodents and I dislike them, but I wouldn't go out of my way to kill them or anything like that.




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    One thing is killing them...it's another to make them fly
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiGywer View Post
    One thing is killing them...it's another to make them fly
    That was covered in the "anything like that."




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    From my experience with squirrels, I have learned to hate the evil little rodents. I have a terrible problem with ground squirrels and have tried dozens of things to get rid of them, but I can't see myself using a catapult.
    A stun gun yes, but not a catapult.

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    I remember my senior class trip to DC. We were feeding the little buggers sunflower seeds from our hands. One dude tried picking one up and got scratched...idiot.
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    They make a politician size unit?

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    They are not cute like kitty's thats for sure.
    They have killed half of my orchard, undermined our house, stoled eggs and made me twist my ankle.

    I used a sonar gadget to ward them off, and that was joke. I think it actually gave off a mating call instead because I have a hell of a lot more of those dang rodents now.
    Flares were fun. I strike them, put them in the hole and later would find them covered up. They love chewing gum like candy, and they learned to set off traps without getting caught.

    Then they started getting back at me. One night they dug a soft hole around the driver side of my car. The next morning I went to go to work and fell in the hole and twisted my ankle. Couldn't go to work and ended up staying home watching them play in my yard.
    I've tried other things too, but haven't gotten very far. They out number me.

    I hate them I hate them I hate them!!!


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    Michelle, it was this guy:
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    excellent!
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    Canada, huh? Almost made it...

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