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03-23-07, 06:59 AM #1Banned
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And yes, she was being arrested on drug related charges...
03-23-07, 07:51 AM #2
Arrestee: He grabbed my tits
Officer: AFTER she grabbed my balls
PRiceless...A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
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03-23-07, 08:04 AM #3
Arrestee : I told you I had to poo officer.
Officer: Don't talk to me.....
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03-23-07, 08:09 AM #4
Arrestee: Do you think he noticed my big ears;
Officer: Do you think she heard me fart.
03-23-07, 12:19 PM #5
Arrestee: I'm so sorry Brad, I love you
Officer: Brad, do you know this HO?To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
03-23-07, 01:03 PM #6" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
Michael P. Gordon E.O.W 08 Aug 2004
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03-23-07, 01:14 PM #7
"JUST ONE...MORE....PUSH!!!"For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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03-24-07, 12:36 AM #10
This dildo full of coke up my ass is killing me!Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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03-24-07, 01:14 AM #11Rookie
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Officer, Please don't tow my Pinto!!!!!!!!!!
03-24-07, 02:44 PM #12Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.
Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.
May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)
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03-24-07, 04:14 PM #13
Did I leave the iron on?"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
03-24-07, 04:54 PM #14http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
03-24-07, 05:03 PM #15
arrestee: i hope he don't figure out that i'm a male.
officer: i don't think that was more drugs between the legs. where is the hand sanitizer.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
03-26-07, 07:03 AM #16
The precious..they will steal it from you...preciousssssss!"Contrary to popular belief, you will not rise to the occasion, but will fall to the level of your training"
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