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03-23-07, 06:59 AM #1
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And yes, she was being arrested on drug related charges...
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03-23-07, 07:51 AM #2
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Arrestee: He grabbed my tits
Officer: AFTER she grabbed my balls
PRiceless...A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
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03-23-07, 08:04 AM #3
Did you press the power button?
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Arrestee : I told you I had to poo officer.
Officer: Don't talk to me.....
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03-23-07, 08:09 AM #4
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Arrestee: Do you think he noticed my big ears;
Officer: Do you think she heard me fart.
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03-23-07, 12:19 PM #5
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Arrestee: I'm so sorry Brad, I love you
Officer: Brad, do you know this HO?
To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
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03-23-07, 01:03 PM #6
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Officer! wait! you said no body cavity search
Originally Posted by BugEyedBeast
" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
Michael P. Gordon E.O.W 08 Aug 2004
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03-23-07, 01:14 PM #7
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"JUST ONE...MORE....PUSH!!!"For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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03-23-07, 01:19 PM #8
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Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!
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03-23-07, 01:38 PM #9
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Originally Posted by Virginian
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03-24-07, 12:36 AM #10
Injustice/Indifference/In God we trust
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This dildo full of coke up my ass is killing me!
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03-24-07, 01:14 AM #11
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Officer, Please don't tow my Pinto!!!!!!!!!!
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03-24-07, 02:44 PM #12
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Officer I swear its all just oregano. Originally Posted by BugEyedBeast
Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.
Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.
May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)
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03-24-07, 04:14 PM #13
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Did I leave the iron on?"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
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03-24-07, 04:54 PM #14
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Wait!!! you cant arrest me... I will miss my dental appointment Originally Posted by BugEyedBeast
And yes, she was being arrested on drug related charges...http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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03-24-07, 05:03 PM #15
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arrestee: i hope he don't figure out that i'm a male.
officer: i don't think that was more drugs between the legs. where is the hand sanitizer.
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(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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03-26-07, 07:03 AM #16
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The precious..they will steal it from you...preciousssssss!
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03-26-07, 08:41 AM #17
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Originally Posted by Virginian
LMAO!!! You win! I'm not even gonna try to top that one!"Like" us on facebook! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Offic...93147194083228
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