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    Caption time again



    "Just relax, I'm only looking for change.."
    "Contrary to popular belief, you will not rise to the occasion, but will fall to the level of your training"

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    Yes, I think you're right! It is Piles.
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    I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!

    It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!

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    "I told you we can do this the easy way. You chose the hard way. Now turn your head and cough!"

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    Congressmen Willie Winkie (top) and Blueballs Frasier in a Senate floor demonstration regarding gay marriage.

    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
    - Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America

    Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
    That from the nunnery
    Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
    To war and arms I fly.
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    Breeeeath!!!!
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    You call THAT, a PENIS???
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    If the sex scene doesn't make you want to do it - whatever it is they're doing - it hasn't been written right.~~~Sloan Wilson
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    "WHAT canary?"

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    This is the "Frank Patuchi stack" with a little twist of my own called "stink finger".
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Ooo Man, what did you have for lunch?

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    Dude, thats not supposed to be there ya know.....

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    " Next week in defensive tactics training we will show you how to turn this into a loving relationship.
    The day you are born is the day you start to die.

    Sometimes there is JUSTICE. Sometimes there is JUST US!!!


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    And introducing in the blue corner....Pierre "The Proctologist" LeMond.
    Why no, that's not a pregnant anaconda in my pants...why do you ask?

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    Your prostate seems a bit swollen!
    Any day above ground is a fine day indeed!

    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

    SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE PIGEON, SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE STATUE

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    I've fallen, but I think I'm getting up!
    Any day above ground is a fine day indeed!

    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

    SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE PIGEON, SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE STATUE

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    Heimlich you moron! Heimlich!
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    This little piggy went to market...
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    Brad (on top), "beans, I can't believe how soft you feel"

    Beans (under Brad), " Get the fuck off of me, you HOMO
    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

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    ''next time wear a cup''

    ''you want to put what where, for how long''

    ''while you are down there''


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    Calm Like A Bomb...

    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
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