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04-19-07, 05:03 AM #1
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Caption time again
"Just relax, I'm only looking for change.."
"Contrary to popular belief, you will not rise to the occasion, but will fall to the level of your training"
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04-19-07, 05:23 AM #2
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Yes, I think you're right! It is Piles.
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It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
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04-19-07, 07:22 AM #3
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"I told you we can do this the easy way. You chose the hard way. Now turn your head and cough!"
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04-19-07, 07:32 AM #4
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Congressmen Willie Winkie (top) and Blueballs Frasier in a Senate floor demonstration regarding gay marriage.
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- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
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Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
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04-19-07, 08:14 AM #5
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Breeeeath!!!!
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04-19-07, 12:19 PM #6
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You call THAT, a PENIS???
phoenixrose~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If the sex scene doesn't make you want to do it - whatever it is they're doing - it hasn't been written right.~~~Sloan Wilson~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"WHAT canary?"
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04-19-07, 12:24 PM #7
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This is the "Frank Patuchi stack" with a little twist of my own called "stink finger".
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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04-19-07, 01:32 PM #8
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Ooo Man, what did you have for lunch?
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04-19-07, 02:09 PM #9
Did you press the power button?
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Dude, thats not supposed to be there ya know.....
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04-19-07, 02:40 PM #10
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" Next week in defensive tactics training we will show you how to turn this into a loving relationship.
The day you are born is the day you start to die.
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04-19-07, 06:44 PM #11
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Highlights from the San Francisco wrestling tournament.
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04-19-07, 06:52 PM #12
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And introducing in the blue corner....Pierre "The Proctologist" LeMond.
Why no, that's not a pregnant anaconda in my pants...why do you ask?
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04-19-07, 06:59 PM #13
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Your prostate seems a bit swollen!
Any day above ground is a fine day indeed!
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SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE PIGEON, SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE STATUE
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04-19-07, 07:01 PM #14
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I've fallen, but I think I'm getting up!
Any day above ground is a fine day indeed!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE PIGEON, SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE STATUE
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04-19-07, 07:22 PM #15
uh huh..suuure
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Heimlich you moron! Heimlich!
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04-19-07, 08:02 PM #16
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This little piggy went to market...
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04-19-07, 11:01 PM #18
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''next time wear a cup''
''you want to put what where, for how long''
''while you are down there''
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(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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04-20-07, 11:36 PM #19
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04-20-07, 11:46 PM #20
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OH! Now I remember you, hey hows it been?
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