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04-24-07, 04:31 AM #1
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Caption this water walker
This will end badly.
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04-24-07, 04:45 AM #2
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I bet he's hoping that when he wakes up after being knocked out by the bull that he still only has ONE hole "back there."
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04-24-07, 04:50 AM #3
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04-24-07, 08:25 AM #4
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04-24-07, 01:20 PM #5
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"HEEELLLLPP, they said BULLS cant SWIM"
Originally Posted by BugEyedBeast
This will end badly.A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
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04-24-07, 01:23 PM #6
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04-24-07, 03:33 PM #7
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oh shit.
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for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
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04-25-07, 12:25 AM #8
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Thank God shit floats; cause I've got enough in my shorts to make it to the other side!
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04-25-07, 12:38 AM #9
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Feet dont fail me now
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04-25-07, 12:38 AM #10
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The Swimming of The Bulls Originally Posted by BugEyedBeast
This will end badly." The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
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04-25-07, 06:39 PM #11
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04-25-07, 08:50 PM #12
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04-25-07, 08:54 PM #13
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Beans..how many times have we told you not to mess with the bulls balls!
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OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT !!!!!!! Originally Posted by BugEyedBeast
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and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...
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