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    Caption this water walker



    This will end badly.

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    I bet he's hoping that when he wakes up after being knocked out by the bull that he still only has ONE hole "back there."
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    Quote Originally Posted by BugEyedBeast View Post


    This will end badly.
    "HEEELLLLPP, they said BULLS cant SWIM"
    A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..

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    oh shit.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Thank God shit floats; cause I've got enough in my shorts to make it to the other side!

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    Feet dont fail me now
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    Quote Originally Posted by BugEyedBeast View Post


    This will end badly.
    The Swimming of The Bulls
    " The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "

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    Quote Originally Posted by BugEyedBeast View Post
    "Emilio Jorge Juan Carlos Chavez-Ruiz was reportedly the first illegal immigrant to ever run back across the Rio Grande after meeting the Border Patrol's new Bovine division, Wednesday near Del Rio, Texas. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff remarks the program has been a resounding success."

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    Beans..how many times have we told you not to mess with the bulls balls!
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Quote Originally Posted by BugEyedBeast View Post
    OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT !!!!!!!
    "Where's your towel Arthur?" -Ford Prefect

    "You! On your knees!" -Green Jello

    Some take delight in the carriages a rollin'
    and some take delight in the hurley and the bowlin',
    I take delight in the juice of the barley,
    and courtin' pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early...


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