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05-05-07, 10:49 PM #1Banned
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Caption This Bicycle Collection
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05-06-07, 12:03 AM #2A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
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05-06-07, 12:36 AM #3
Mysteriously all the bicycle riders from miles around were inexplicably drawn to the pools in Orvils back yard... and were never seen again.*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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05-07-07, 12:32 AM #4
Police Knab Serial Bicycle Thief!Calm Like A Bomb...
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05-07-07, 01:02 AM #5
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05-07-07, 02:11 AM #6
"Man do I have a deal for you. 3 for $5 or 4 for $10.""Be Polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
05-07-07, 04:59 AM #7Oppressor of Crackheads
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"They be in mah yard when I woke up, occifer!"
05-07-07, 09:34 AM #8
I just broke the worlds bike stealing record!!! Im going to disney world, woo hoo!!!!
05-07-07, 10:17 AM #9
Just three hundred more and I gets that free microwave!!!!!!"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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05-07-07, 10:28 AM #10
According to neighbors, once each of his children had a bike, Lazy Fed's backyard became a real mess.
05-07-07, 11:31 AM #11GrasshopperVerified LEO
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Billy Joebob wasn't like all the rest of the clan. He didn't want cars in his back yard.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
05-07-07, 11:36 AM #12
"If you think this is bad, you should see the kitchen"Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
05-07-07, 12:15 PM #13
"Yo MTV wuddup, dis iz mah krib. Let me show you mah wipz"
05-07-07, 06:34 PM #14
Psychologists today uncovered a heretofore unknown sexual fetish....
05-07-07, 07:22 PM #15
3 more and i'll have the whole set.
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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05-07-07, 07:49 PM #16
OCD at its finest!
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