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05-10-07, 02:24 AM #1
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Found one, after all these years!!
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05-10-07, 02:34 AM #2
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Um.......... guess I hit the wrong button.
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05-10-07, 04:07 AM #3
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Can I pick one up at Wal-Mart, or do I need to order them special?
Originally Posted by countybear
I need two - One for the wife, and one for the new boss - I'll make him horney, point him at a secretary, and he won't be bothering me for a while
The foot thing would be nice too - A boss should pamper his new employees. Could the same remote also make the secretary do the nasty on my lovin' while the boss rubs my feet???
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05-10-07, 05:07 AM #4
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Now you need a woman who is programmed to receive from that remote.
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05-10-07, 12:17 PM #5
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05-10-07, 12:51 PM #6
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"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
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05-10-07, 01:26 PM #7
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Would that be the senior division of the He-Man Woman Hater's Club? Originally Posted by countybear
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05-10-07, 02:41 PM #8
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So CountyBear did the blow up doll come with the remote, or did you have to buy it seperate??
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05-10-07, 03:01 PM #9
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She was defective, I bit her on the tit and she farted and flew out of the window... Originally Posted by BigDawg3533
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
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05-10-07, 04:11 PM #10
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I know I cut out the important part, but it made me laughOne for the wife, and one for the new boss - I'll make him horney
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