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    Holy cow, she sat on her own head.
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    Normally a flexible woman is very hot, but this was just a turn off.
    Guess there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.
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    I guess she really could kiss her own ass...
    As well as toes, nose, back of her own head...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Sexy View Post
    Normally a flexible woman is very hot, but this was just a turn off.
    Guess there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.
    Big, I gotta agree, that was more scary than anything. I don't think people are supposed to be able to bend like that.
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    The endless possibilities of fun I could have....She's pretty HAWT!!!
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    I agree with big....that was just unattractive.

    Besides, if she doesn't die of aneorxia first, imagine the arthiritis she'll have when she's fifty...

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    Nah...not really! OUCH!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    The possibilities are endless.


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    Shame....Shame! lol
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