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05-18-07, 12:34 PM #1
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Dwarf Tossing...
Yes, Emmyboo, there is such a thing as midget tossing aka: dwarf tossing.
Here's the proof, and its been made illegal in Florida, New York, and Canada.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing
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I am the reason it is illegal in New York. Made a record toss. Right into a prominent senator's lap.
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If you look under my bored thread there is a law requiring a permit
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Thanks for information, county.
At least they're wearing protective gear. I was worried about their well-being for a minute there.
Poor midgets. Their only avenues to success are this, the circus, porn, and Blink182 music videos.
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I hear you're good with salads as well
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The porn success is marginal, but highly supported by Conalabu I hear... Originally Posted by Emily
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05-18-07, 06:07 PM #8
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haha....i really thought you were kidding when you said there was a thing called "midget tossing".....that's so wrong, but so funny!
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Originally Posted by countybear
Yes, Emmyboo, there is such a thing as midget tossing aka: dwarf tossing.
Here's the proof, and its been made illegal in Florida, New York, and Canada.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing
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I never saw the REAL Superman cringe like that when he was flying
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OK, I thought I did some dumb things when I was bored, but I never grabbed a midget and tossed him through the air. That is boredom at it's best!
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Well apparently it's not out of pure boredom... it's a sport! Screw tennis, this seems much more rewarding. Originally Posted by dla4079
OK, I thought I did some dumb things when I was bored, but I never grabbed a midget and tossed him through the air. That is boredom at it's best!
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No, somebody was bored to invent this sport.
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Well isn't that how they're usually invented? Originally Posted by dla4079
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05-18-07, 07:41 PM #15
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Ever watch that show on HBO, about the bunny ranch? They have midgets there...saw an ipisode the other day where a guy was 'entertained' by one...just a little bit weird tho.. Originally Posted by countybear
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Touche` Originally Posted by Emily
Well isn't that how they're usually invented?
You have me there....
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I guess next year while we're in DC, Conalabu will STILL be in Vegas... broke by then I am sure... Originally Posted by 213th
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The thrower was blind. He had me headed straight toward a support pole. 2 point deduction. Originally Posted by TXCharlie
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I thought the guy looked like him... Originally Posted by countybear
I guess next year while we're in DC, Conalabu will STILL be in Vegas... broke by then I am sure...
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Ever watch that show on HBO, about the bunny ranch? They have midgets there...saw an ipisode the other day where a guy was 'entertained' by one...just a little bit weird tho..
did he get it for half price?
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