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    Dwarf Tossing...

    Yes, Emmyboo, there is such a thing as midget tossing aka: dwarf tossing.

    Here's the proof, and its been made illegal in Florida, New York, and Canada.





    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing

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    I am the reason it is illegal in New York. Made a record toss. Right into a prominent senator's lap.
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    Thanks for information, county.

    At least they're wearing protective gear. I was worried about their well-being for a minute there.

    Poor midgets. Their only avenues to success are this, the circus, porn, and Blink182 music videos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    I am the reason it is illegal in New York. Made a record toss. Right into a prominent senator's lap.
    I hear you're good with salads as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    Thanks for information, county.

    At least they're wearing protective gear. I was worried about their well-being for a minute there.

    Poor midgets. Their only avenues to success are this, the circus, porn, and Blink182 music videos.
    The porn success is marginal, but highly supported by Conalabu I hear...

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    I do what I can for the little people.
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    haha....i really thought you were kidding when you said there was a thing called "midget tossing".....that's so wrong, but so funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Yes, Emmyboo, there is such a thing as midget tossing aka: dwarf tossing.

    Here's the proof, and its been made illegal in Florida, New York, and Canada.





    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing

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    OK, I thought I did some dumb things when I was bored, but I never grabbed a midget and tossed him through the air. That is boredom at it's best!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dla4079 View Post
    OK, I thought I did some dumb things when I was bored, but I never grabbed a midget and tossed him through the air. That is boredom at it's best!
    Well apparently it's not out of pure boredom... it's a sport! Screw tennis, this seems much more rewarding.

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    No, somebody was bored to invent this sport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dla4079 View Post
    No, somebody was bored to invent this sport.
    Well isn't that how they're usually invented?

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    The porn success is marginal, but highly supported by Conalabu I hear...
    Ever watch that show on HBO, about the bunny ranch? They have midgets there...saw an ipisode the other day where a guy was 'entertained' by one...just a little bit weird tho..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    Well isn't that how they're usually invented?
    Touche`
    You have me there....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post
    Ever watch that show on HBO, about the bunny ranch? They have midgets there...saw an ipisode the other day where a guy was 'entertained' by one...just a little bit weird tho..
    I guess next year while we're in DC, Conalabu will STILL be in Vegas... broke by then I am sure...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TXCharlie View Post
    I never saw the REAL Superman cringe like that when he was flying
    The thrower was blind. He had me headed straight toward a support pole. 2 point deduction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    I guess next year while we're in DC, Conalabu will STILL be in Vegas... broke by then I am sure...
    I thought the guy looked like him...


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    Ever watch that show on HBO, about the bunny ranch? They have midgets there...saw an ipisode the other day where a guy was 'entertained' by one...just a little bit weird tho..


    did he get it for half price?


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