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05-21-07, 11:53 PM #1
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Racoon Sex, WTF
Sorry people, i know im not supposed to put "Porn" on here, but this is just to funny.
I set out to take photos of deer at my food plot, i checked the camera, and this is what i found. Instead of deer, i find racoons eating my corn, and Having Racoon sex on camera.
I think i might become a professional Photographer now.
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05-22-07, 12:01 AM #2
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You need help.
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05-22-07, 12:09 AM #3
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LMAO,
Originally Posted by conalabu
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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05-22-07, 03:21 AM #4
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AAHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS has made my night
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05-22-07, 08:33 AM #5
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That is AWESOME
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05-22-07, 08:46 AM #6
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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lol food and sex
what more is there
you are so kind to the animals
the only thing missing is the beerhttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
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An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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05-22-07, 09:34 AM #7
Did you press the power button?
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I hope they know to use protection
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05-22-07, 09:43 AM #8
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That's a heck of an animal sanctuary you've got there, k-9max.
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05-22-07, 10:14 AM #9
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The one on the bottom looks like she's still eating.
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05-22-07, 10:17 AM #10
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What's with the scary glowing eyes on the raccoon on the left?
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05-22-07, 10:23 AM #11
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Not that I'm an animal sex pervert or anything......but......ummm... ......you got this in video form??????
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05-22-07, 10:23 AM #12
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Damn, a racoon orgy. Bwahahaha.
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05-22-07, 01:20 PM #13
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the one on the left is watching them with flashlight eyes.
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05-23-07, 05:26 AM #14Cheech Guest
thats fuckin hilarious. Made my day thank you
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