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    Super Flexible

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    I wish my wife was that flexible.
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    I wish my wife was that flexible.







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    When she turns 18, I want her phone number...

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    When she turns 18, I want her phone number...

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    When she turns 18, I want her phone number...
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    that's wild... hell I do good if I can touch my toes...
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