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06-12-07, 11:30 AM #1
06-12-07, 03:47 PM #2
She should be in Cirque de SoleilMolly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
06-12-07, 06:38 PM #3
Creepy."If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
06-12-07, 09:16 PM #4
I wish my wife was that flexible.Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
06-12-07, 10:02 PM #5
06-12-07, 10:21 PM #6
When she turns 18, I want her phone number...
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- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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06-12-07, 10:56 PM #7
06-19-07, 08:40 AM #8-=Twan007
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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