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07-01-07, 04:40 AM #1
My new girlfriend
Say hello to the love of my life. I'm a lucky, lucky man.
"Contrary to popular belief, you will not rise to the occasion, but will fall to the level of your training"
07-01-07, 06:01 AM #2GrasshopperVerified LEO
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What the hell was wrong with that announcer? Some weird ass speech impediment or something...And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
07-01-07, 06:06 AM #3
oh c'mon..we dont speak that badly"Contrary to popular belief, you will not rise to the occasion, but will fall to the level of your training"
07-01-07, 06:16 AM #4
LMAO, I was at the Storm game last weekend and that was on the big screen ~ she's so . . . so . . . well, right!!!
You lucky lucky bastard Hawk!!!
07-01-07, 03:27 PM #5
07-01-07, 04:58 PM #6
You notice she said they?
Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
07-01-07, 05:16 PM #7
So is the message that if you buy Jim Beam bourbon, you will get this woman as your girlfriend if you're male, and become this woman if you're female?
07-01-07, 05:55 PM #8
My girlfriend wouldn't mind me watching Football, but I bet she'd get mad if I watched Soccer. Probably would think I was cheating on her with a guy if I did. Watch a little soccer, suck a lil cock, all in a good day.
Now everyone excuse me while I graph out this vehicle collison, and note the MILE markers on the street and how many FEET of skidding occured.
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