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    Guess which state?

    OK troops....guess which state this happened in. The winner gets a date with the suspect!!

    http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpag...nmowerDUI.html

    I really want to know cause this officer went to Capstun very quickly even though he was trying not to laugh.

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    OK....something wrong with the thread....won't take the address....I will try again later.

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    Mississippi, they ain't got no internet thar.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

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    That is great!!!!!!! Still trying to get my mower back though.
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    Link's not working for me either. I'll take a wild guess anyway and say West Virginia because they have some wild folks out there!!!
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    Link repaired. Carry on.


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    Got to be Florida.
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    Got to be Alabama. I think I arrsted that guy before.
    But you're a deputy, you can't give me a ticket!

    Yea Ok, sign here and press hard there are 4 copies!

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    that was funny right ther... to say "my wifes gonna kick your ass" plus the whole other junk that he did... priceless


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    He OC'd him while he was trying to take a piss. Then, of course, his rights have been violated. Now that's funny.
    All kidding aside my guess is Georgia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Mississippi, they ain't got no internet thar.
    Yea, we are still upset with Alabama about that, when they tried to run the wire across there nobody could figure out the instructions for use on the post hole digger.
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    I would have waited till he whipped it out and sprayed his junk too! This sounds like it could be any redneck state. But I'll guess this is Washington.

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    Do I hear bango music?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Savage View Post
    Do I hear bango music?
    Banjo maybe, Bango...not so much

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    Haha nice. One thing I noticed. "You're not supposed to be riding a lawnmower on the highway"...that's a highway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiGywer View Post
    Haha nice. One thing I noticed. "You're not supposed to be riding a lawnmower on the highway"...that's a highway?
    In North Carolina, by statutory definition, the term "street" and "highway" are interchangeable.

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    Taser in midstream... THAT would be priceless.

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    That's not a Washington deputy's uniform, unless on the dry side.
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    Well its not WV, the road is to straight.

    Plus, the tractor didn't have any fog lights, oversized mud flaps, or a home made roof.

 

 
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