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    Defenseless?

    The poor thing is all alone. How can she defend herself from the evil stalker?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3HlbgYQLE0
    You can run....but you can't hide.

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    Now that was a laugh out loud moment. Love it.
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    Awesome commercial...
    Calm Like A Bomb...

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    Got that one, love it


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    Great commercial!!!! Love the rock and roll sequence.

    Several years ago, I had Southeast Precinct and near the city of Auburn, we had a very attractive Air Traffic Controller who had a badass boyfriend. She tried to shed him but he wasn't having any. He began stalking her at her job, her home and her usual shopping spots. We got paper, arrested him repeatedly and stopped him on the street countless times. He just kept getting more brazen and more in her/our face. Finally, we got her to buy a gun and get some lessons. He would start burglarizing her home while she was at work and would move one thing in the house. We caught him, prosecuted him and he got out and started all over again.

    One night she received a dead animal (road kill) in a box sent by him. This is the BIG ONE in the DV progression. Means he is coming to get her. Three nights later she arrives home, realizes he has been in the house and gets her 9mm out of her purse. She is in the living room when he breaks a dinning room window with a gun in his hand. She sees him coming and shoots the 9mm dry getting him three times. She drops the gun, flees the house and calls us.

    When we arrive, he is sitting in an easy chair facing the open front door with his gun in his lap. We call swat and decide to let him bleed out, rather than kill him right away. As he passes out, we charge him and get him to the medics who save his worthless ass. He is doing 25 for attempted murder.

    A real version of this commercial. Wish they all ended like that.

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    I was waiting for the cat to do something. Why have so many closeups of the cat if it's extraneous to the plot?

    And why do they offer a free rock with every purchase?

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    Progression
    first - voice
    second - rock
    third - Yer out


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    LMAO...

 

 

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