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    Police toilet gag


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    Wink

    You mean they actually stopped and didn't drive away with the police car? What civilized society is that?
    September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by So Fla Cop View Post
    You mean they actually stopped and didn't drive away with the police car? What civilized society is that?
    It's not the US.*


    *I can say that because I'm an American. Any of you ferners pipe up and we'll kick your ass! (again)
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    Good one!
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    LOL, i'm surprised no one attempted to play with lights or MDT
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    That was funny!
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

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    Funny stuff!
    Calm Like A Bomb...

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    thats just not right. Maybe that's why I like it.


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    hee hee
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    lol.. nice music!

 

 

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