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12-14-07, 05:41 PM #1
I almost busted a gut on these.
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
12-14-07, 06:26 PM #2
Absolutely hilarious!! Sadly, that eschelon of the gene pool seems to reproduce quite rapidly!The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.
12-14-07, 06:35 PM #3
OMG, that was absolutly hilarious!!YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
12-14-07, 06:59 PM #4
Hahaha that was a good one!!
12-14-07, 08:11 PM #5
I don't know why idiot #3 thought that would work.No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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12-15-07, 02:39 AM #6
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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12-15-07, 03:31 AM #7
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