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    Deer season in Germany

    To all you deer hunters out there. How do you pack a 140 pound deer into a BMW convertible?, scroll down for the answer.











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    Nothing is showing up for me.
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    pics not working

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    Ok, think I fixed it, sorry guys.

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    HOLY $HIT!!!

    Glad thats not my car, lol.
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    hmmm, I always wondered how they made Venision Bratwursts in
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    How'd they fit the motor in there with that damn deer there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn2009 View Post
    HOLY $HIT!!!

    Glad thats not my car, lol.
    Also glad that's not the deer in your avatar!

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    funny! sick, but funny!
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    Already cooked, yummy

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    I want to know how fast you have to be going for that to happen!


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    I want to know how fast you have to be going for that to happen!
    In my professional opinion: Way too damned fast.

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    I wonder how fast the deer was going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    I wonder how fast the deer was going.
    I don't know, but I bet I know the last thing that went through its mind...

    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    I don't know, but I bet I know the last thing that went through its mind...
    What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    What?
    Its asshole.

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    Ok, racked my brain with no luck but there has to be a "What do you get when you cross...." joke in there somewhere.
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