The song I played for my wife on our honeymoon night (slightly NSFW)

**Bob Loblaw** · 03-30-08, 05:26 PM

http://www.break.com/index/a-complet...andb-song.html

**Buttercup** · 03-30-08, 05:43 PM

"Is it cool if I leave my shirt on, girl, cause I just had a big dinner (Boston Market) and I'm struggling with some negative body issues..."

**Jenna** · 03-30-08, 05:47 PM

And this must be the sequel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IegSRQwS8ZQ

**k-9max** · 03-30-08, 05:50 PM

Thats awesome!

Reps Sent!

**k-9max** · 03-30-08, 05:51 PM

Shit,

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Bob Loblaw again.

Someone catch him for me!

**k-9max** · 03-30-08, 05:53 PM

Jenna,
My question to you. Why would you ruin such a good thread!

**Buttercup** · 03-30-08, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by k-9max

Shit,

Someone catch him for me!

I got him for you!

**kjlaw** · 03-30-08, 06:22 PM

**Bob Loblaw** · 03-30-08, 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by Buttercup

"Is it cool if I leave my shirt on, girl, cause I just had a big dinner (Boston Market) and I'm struggling with some negative body issues..."

that specific line is where I went from smiling and thinking it was funny to laughing out loud. priceless.

**snuffy2202** · 03-31-08, 10:17 AM

Rep Sent, Bob!

**Buttercup** · 03-31-08, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw

that specific line is where I went from smiling and thinking it was funny to laughing out loud. priceless.

Same here, although the "I can probably give you seven minutes, four if you don't move around," (or whatever it was) was a good one too.

**k-9max** · 03-31-08, 10:48 AM

*Girl*, making love all night isnt gonna happen, *Girl*

LMAO, HAhah
Its the damn truth though, well, ok, for me anyway

**Jenna** · 04-05-08, 08:49 AM

There's actually a study that supports the claims made by this song!

By MEGAN K. SCOTT, Associated Press Writer Thu Apr 3, 8:20 AM ET

NEW YORK - Maybe men had it right all along: It doesn't take long to satisfy a woman in bed. A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.

If that sounds like good news to you, don't cheer too loudly. The time does not count foreplay, and the therapists did rate sexual intercourse that lasts from 1 to 2 minutes as "too short."

Researcher Eric Corty said he hoped to ease the minds of those who believe that "more of something good is better, and if you really want to satisfy your partner, you should last forever."

The questions were not gender-specific, said Corty (who, it must be noted, is male). But he said prior research has shown that both men and women want foreplay and sexual intercourse to last longer.

Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited a four-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found the median time for sexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. (Women were armed with stopwatches.)

It's difficult for both older men and young men to make sexual intercourse last much longer, said Marianne Brandon, a clinical psychologist and director of Wellminds Wellbodies in Annapolis, Md.

"There are so many myths in our culture of what other people are doing sexually," Brandon said. "Most people's sex lives are not as exciting as other people think they are."

Fifty members of the Society for Sex Therapy and Research in the U.S. and Canada were surveyed by Corty, an associate professor of psychology at Penn State Erie, The Behrend College, and student Jenay Guardiani. Thirty-four members, or 68 percent, responded, although some said the optimal time depended on the couple.

Corty said he hoped to give an idea of what therapists find to be normal and satisfactory among the couples they see.

"People who read this will say, 'I last five minutes or my partner lasts 8 minutes,' and say, 'That's OK,'" he said. "They will relax a little bit."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080403/...e/sex_survey_6

**Terminator** · 04-05-08, 09:00 AM

NEW YORK - A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes.

I agree.

**jmur5074** · 04-05-08, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by Jenna

A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes.

If you added a zero to each of those numbers, thats a typical session for me.

**Buttercup** · 04-05-08, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by jmur5074

If you added a zero to each of those numbers, thats a typical session for me.

.03 and .013?

**Shoestring** · 04-11-08, 06:11 AM

Originally Posted by Buttercup

.03 and .013?

Ouch, ha ha

Oh f'in funny video

**Terminator** · 04-11-08, 06:23 AM

Originally Posted by jmur5074

If you added a zero to each of those numbers, thats a typical session for me.

Actually, it sounds like you're wasting a lot of good time on non-necessities, when you could have finished and already been...

1) Watching tv
2) Sleeping
3) Eating
4) (Fill in your own answer)

Sorry, but there is such a thing as too long, even for women. If you're doing it on average for 2+ plus hours every time then she is probably thinking hurry up and finish already.

**Jenna** · 04-11-08, 06:27 AM

Originally Posted by Terminator

Wow, sounds like you're wasting a lot of good time on non-necessities, when you could have finished and already been...

1) Watching tv
2) Sleeping
3) Eating
4) (Fill in your own answer)

5) Posting on O/R!

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