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    I'm always a cop...but sometimes I wish that stuff actually happened!

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    Wow Ive never run across anything like that........times like that call for some strip searches!! I think they are hiding some contraband.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10-42Adam View Post
    500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.


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    ROFLMAO....
    if that ever happend to guy cops on my squad...
    with their luck - everyone of them is a tranny
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    Or has some kind of disease that would instantly disolve what ever you search with. No thanks. Not even with a hefty bag and a roll of duct tape.
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    I dunno....they look pretty good to me...............LOL. Never wanted to be a brick wall before, but there is always a first...................
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    HAHAHA...that is great. In our county they would all weigh about 92# driping wet and have no teeth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Second_Chance View Post
    I dunno....they look pretty good to me...............LOL. Never wanted to be a brick wall before, but there is always a first...................
    just remember the old... if something is too good to be true...
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    just remember the old... if something is too good to be true...
    That may be so but most of the chicks I encounter on the job or either crackheads or resemble school cafeteria workers. I'd gladly take my chances with the ones lined up in that pic.
    Why no, that's not a pregnant anaconda in my pants...why do you ask?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Second_Chance View Post
    Never wanted to be a brick wall before, but there is always a first...................
    LOL
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    Some risks are worth taking.
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    I'm still looking for the 'ultimate woman'...


    She's about 3.5' tall, has a round mouth, no teeth, breathes through her ears, owns a new boat and a completely restored '62 cuda, and has a flat head to set a beverage on...

    If any see her, drop me a line, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10-42Adam View Post
    I'd give it to them in the ass so hard they wouldn't be able to shit right for a month.....

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