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05-07-08, 12:24 PM #1
Caption The Picture
If the grass is always greener on the other side, stop pissing on yours.
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05-07-08, 12:25 PM #2
"Ugh! Getting locked out of the house is a Croc!"
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05-07-08, 01:30 PM #3
The Local Sheriff's Department Serving A Warrant
If the grass is always greener on the other side, stop pissing on yours.
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05-07-08, 01:45 PM #4
Now I am going to demonstrate how to stack up before entering the "Fatal Funnel"
Any day above ground is a fine day indeed!
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE PIGEON, SOME DAYS YOU ARE THE STATUE
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05-07-08, 02:30 PM #5
Ding Dong............Your Geico rates just got ALOT bigger!!!!!!!
"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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-Ronald Reagan
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General Norman Schwartzkopf
Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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05-07-08, 02:51 PM #6
LEW! THE K9 IS INDICATING!!
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To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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05-07-08, 03:10 PM #7
TRICK OR TREAT!!!
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.

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05-07-08, 03:12 PM #8
Pizza Delivery on the South Coast.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.

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05-07-08, 03:38 PM #9
Candy Gram
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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05-07-08, 04:11 PM #10
UGH.......my husbands home
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~Karie
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
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05-07-08, 04:18 PM #11
Get the door, it's Domino's.
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05-07-08, 08:47 PM #12
Damn, my arm's too short to reach the bell!
Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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05-07-08, 09:05 PM #13
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05-07-08, 09:28 PM #14
MOM LET ME IN!!!!!! Dad's been screwing around in the lab again!!!
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it really is all about?
Police others as you would have them Police you.
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05-07-08, 10:47 PM #15I LOVE that one!!!!MOM LET ME IN!!!!!! Dad's been screwing around in the lab again!!!If the grass is always greener on the other side, stop pissing on yours.

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05-09-08, 11:13 AM #16
Lawn/porch ornaments are getting more and more realistic...
Calm Like A Bomb...
“A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.”
-Winston Churchill
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05-13-08, 01:22 PM #17
Albert the alligator arrived early for the party because he couldn't wait to taste the poodle orderves she makes every year....
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05-14-08, 12:01 AM #18
After Mister Gator lost the house in the divorce, it was only a matter of time before Mrs. Gator's lawyer skinned him and made a suitcase out of his hide.
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05-14-08, 04:21 AM #19
I just KNOW I saw a chihuahua run in here earlier...
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

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05-14-08, 09:29 AM #20
A chamelion I am not.........
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