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    Talking You FAIL

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    "Contrary to popular belief, you will not rise to the occasion, but will fall to the level of your training"

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    Funny.
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    We are who we choose to be.

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    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post

    Come on now Maclean..she is sexy to someone.
    Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr

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    I see SOMEONE never watches "What Not To Wear"
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    LOL those kids with the fake tans crack me up every time...
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    These are great, ROTFL!

    Guess some people do not own mirrors! LOL!!

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    i have never seen a camel toe in someones ass area...
    those were funny
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    i have never seen a camel toe in someones ass area...
    those were funny
    That's not camel toe, it's whale butt.
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

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    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

    I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones

    Hunt the wolf, and bring light to the dark places that others fear to go. LT COL Dave Grossman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    HEY,So the kid has a minor drinking problem,Go easy on him.

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    "Contrary to popular belief, you will not rise to the occasion, but will fall to the level of your training"

 

 

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