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    Spicy McHaggis



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    For those that need a translation:

    I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
    a tale you'd best hope never happens to you old spicy mcHaggis,
    how he met his fate you I can save, but for him it's too late

    Spicy was big, burly and strong
    his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
    from city to city running around
    looking for chicks over four hundred pounds

    One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,
    just the right size the broad was enormous,
    stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
    the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
    "this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
    grabbed his cojones and went for the door

    They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
    Spicy was in for one hell of a night he said that he loved her,
    he'd always be true "But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"

    By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
    neither had looks or appropriate size he came to his sense,
    thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find nothing else" he took off his shirt,
    she lifted her skirt, they pulled out his unit and stared to play she asked for a glove,
    he gave her a shove, had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.

    One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,
    just the right size the broad was enormous,
    stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
    the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
    "this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
    grabbed his cojones and went for the door

    Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!
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    Who would need a translation?


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    Quote Originally Posted by nsb22 View Post
    Who would need a translation?

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    That was pretty good
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