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    Talking Beer Googles


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    ::Shudder::
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    ::Shudder::
    HA! I thought it was funny. I guess I have a weird sense of humor.

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    Oh it was funny, but the image is burned onto sensitive parts of my brain!
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    Oh it was funny, but the image is burned onto sensitive parts of my brain!
    Oh, c'mon now. You know you enjoyed Big Mama winking and licking her lips at you.

    I think you'd need to drink a LOT of beer to get that image out of your head. The disturbing part would be waking up next to her in the morning!

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    big girls need lovin too!
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    big girls need lovin too!
    Hence the topic title...

    Beer, helping big girls and blondes reproduce since 3500 BC!
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    The problem wasn't with her being big - she was just nasty!

    There are a lot of big women who look presentable and nice. That wench looked like she has NO class!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katey View Post
    The problem wasn't with her being big - she was just nasty!

    There are a lot of big women who look presentable and nice. That wench looked like she has NO class!
    LOL, this is a definitions game I am going to now exit stage right!
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    lol lol the beer dont make them more attractive it just makes us guy care less lol

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    LMAO JB33081!!

    yeah i gotstoadmit.... she was nasty nasty nasty....
    so sad there are guys out there that would still hit it though lol
    that is why girls go out in PACKS... we look out for eachother with the beer goggle factor... the guys... I think sometimes they get a huge kick out of watching their buddy hit on something like this and cant wait to pick on their bud in the morning...
    I would hope some guys would pull a man out of that ones way though!!!
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAYBIRD33081 View Post
    lol lol the beer dont make them more attractive it just makes us guy care less lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Katey View Post
    LMAO on the bed one!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    This is the kind of stupid stuff I think up when I'm tired.

    I really should be sleeping!

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    For some reason as I watched it Ender came to mind, why is that?

    My dad, I miss him every day.

    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

    Be who you are and say what you feel.....
    Because those that matter...don't mind...
    And those that mind...don't matter

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    well i think a guy would need more than one beer to make that woman do-able

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    Beer googles????

 

 

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