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06-12-08, 10:16 PM #1
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06-12-08, 10:36 PM #2
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I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
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HA! I thought it was funny. I guess I have a weird sense of humor.
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06-12-08, 10:45 PM #4
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Oh it was funny, but the image is burned onto sensitive parts of my brain!
I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
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06-12-08, 10:55 PM #5
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Oh, c'mon now. You know you enjoyed Big Mama winking and licking her lips at you. Originally Posted by maclean
I think you'd need to drink a LOT of beer to get that image out of your head. The disturbing part would be waking up next to her in the morning!
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06-12-08, 11:37 PM #6
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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big girls need lovin too!
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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06-12-08, 11:58 PM #7
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Hence the topic title... Originally Posted by gozling
Beer, helping big girls and blondes reproduce since 3500 BC!I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
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06-13-08, 12:04 AM #8
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The problem wasn't with her being big - she was just nasty!
There are a lot of big women who look presentable and nice. That wench looked like she has NO class!
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06-13-08, 12:05 AM #9
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LOL, this is a definitions game I am going to now exit stage right! Originally Posted by Katey
I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
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06-13-08, 12:33 AM #10
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lol lol the beer dont make them more attractive it just makes us guy care less lol
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06-13-08, 12:40 AM #11
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LMAO JB33081!!
yeah i gotstoadmit.... she was nasty nasty nasty....
so sad there are guys out there that would still hit it though
lol
that is why girls go out in PACKS... we look out for eachother with the beer goggle factor... the guys... I think sometimes they get a huge kick out of watching their buddy hit on something like this and cant wait to pick on their bud in the morning...
I would hope some guys would pull a man out of that ones way though!!!
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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06-13-08, 12:46 AM #12
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Originally Posted by JAYBIRD33081
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06-13-08, 12:48 AM #13
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LMAO on the bed one!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Originally Posted by Katey
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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06-13-08, 12:51 AM #14
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This is the kind of stupid stuff I think up when I'm tired.
I really should be sleeping!
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06-13-08, 04:30 AM #15
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For some reason as I watched it Ender came to mind, why is that?
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
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06-13-08, 08:33 AM #16
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well i think a guy would need more than one beer to make that woman do-able
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Beer googles????
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