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    Talking Paris Hilton runs for President!

    Paris Hilton shows that unlike either Obama or rival John McCain (to whom she refers herein as "that wrinkly white-haired guy"), that she can gracefully and eloquently explain complicated matters of energy policy...while wearing a bikini and heels and looking at magazines.

    "I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy," she explained. "I'm just hot."

    But though her aspirations may have been limited before, that all changed when McCain exploited her image in his ad. "Which I guess means I'm running for president," Hilton pledged.

    Hilton then explains her energy plan, an incredible feat unto itself, as the heiress explodes all prejudices against her intellectual prowess by saying like 25 big words in a row without messing up.

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    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/webs...hilton-re.html

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    Sad thing is I'd vote for her before either of the idiots currently running.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post

    "I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy," she explained. "I'm just hot."
    John Edwards, I have found your slogan for the 2012 campaign!!!
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    he (Obama) doesn't have a birth certificate because he wasn't born, he was created in a Muslim witch's cauldron!
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    I must admit, there have been few pieces of meat I've ever jammed into my mouth that have been as satisfying as Bob's.
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    Paris!!! Paris!!!! Paris!!!
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    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post

    "I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy," she explained. "I'm just hot."



    ...If 6000 other dudes hadn't beaten me to it
    "Contrary to popular belief, you will not rise to the occasion, but will fall to the level of your training"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk1 View Post
    ...If 6000 other dudes hadn't beaten me to it
    Too late.
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

    I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk1 View Post


    ...If 6000 other dudes hadn't beaten me to it
    You're not into sloppy seconds?
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk1 View Post


    ...If 6000 other dudes hadn't beaten me to it
    Only 6000?


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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    You're not into sloppy seconds?

    It would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway fellas.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    It would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway fellas.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

    Renniger-Richards-Griswold-Owens

 

 

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